Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before arriving to the terminal

by John Lylo September 12, 2023

skibidi sigma bateman boy

someone that is a skibidi sigma bateman boy

beta 1: yo look at that guy over there
beta 2: ik,hes such a skibidi sigma bateman boy

by Deinvater February 01, 2025

Sos bateman

A schizophrenic blonde man with .45 who says “Grinner” and “She’s asking for it”

Wow man you’re being a sos bateman

by Giannakopolus August 09, 2022

jack bateman

the annoying little kid who always acts strong and cool.

jack bateman: you think you are strong
you: you faggot shut up

by i hate jack bateman June 28, 2020

The Bateman

When you take your girlfriend horseback riding to celebrate her pregnancy news.

Did you hear Jeff's girlfriend is pregnant, no worries though The Bateman took care of it.

by SimpleSatan May 29, 2021

Bateman

Verb: to "Bateman" , relating to "Patrick Bateman" from American Psycho.

Means: "cleaning" or "to clean"

Example: "what have you been up to?"
"Just Batemanning the house, mate, it's SO clean"

by Paddy Bateman March 16, 2023

Gabriel Bateman

The best actor in the world. He is awesome. His most popular shows are: Childs play 2019, Unhinged and lights out. Gabriel is really nice! He is my favourite actor

Gabriel Bateman is the best actor ever! I watched his movies.

by Unkn0wn C October 17, 2021