A sussy person that is either a twink gay guy/femboy, a nerd, or a king or prince of the medieval times that serves no purpose other than to fuck his wife and make babies
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Guy 2: "Oh shit really? you mean the femboy or the nerd Bartholomew?"
Guy 1: "sheeeeit, I forgor"
Guy 2: "Oh shit really? you mean the femboy or the nerd Bartholomew?"
Guy 1: "sheeeeit, I forgor"
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Fox: Season 33 of the Simpsons premiered the 26th of September 2021
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by Bartholomew Simpson June 13, 2022
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by BartholomewJameson May 11, 2022
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you: yep, he bypassed the username
you: yep, he bypassed the username
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