Bridge-Barista

A Barista that can work mornings and nights.

Bram: I’m a bridge-barista lol
Kris: How dare you! I am so offended.

by June N St. March 22, 2023

Barista

When a man jerks off into a woman’s mouth (or on her face) and yells ‘cafe con leche!!!!’ as he spills his load.

Oh baby, the barista has your cafe con leche coming right NOW!!!!!!!!

by Showy August 1, 2023

Barista fettuccini

A girl who works at an Itallian bar.

I need a Peroni. Where is the barista fettuccini?

by Arthur Pennington January 2, 2012

Barista Syndrome

The uncomfortable feeling any sensible human experiences when they don’t know whether or not the person they are talking to is hitting on them. Similar to the stereotype of coffee shop baristas, barista syndrome can apply to anyone.

Person 1: Hey man, what’s wrong?

Person 2: I don’t know man, I’m getting mad barista syndrome from that girl at the bar.

by Intercom Radio February 6, 2022

Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.

She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.

by Sketchy1313 February 8, 2025

Barista Effect

The well known practice of men being kind to a cute stranger because they don't want to destroy their chances to fuck her in the far distant future, no matter how remote the possibility.

Jack always tipped Jill extra at Starbucks due to the Barista Effect.

by Butlerman December 13, 2021

Barista

A White Man who solely dates Black Women, and Inverse of Milkman

Did you see Connor was dating Ivy?

Yeah, he seems to be a barista. He was dating Jasmine a month ago

by Bernhard Baker May 4, 2025