One who frequently enjoys galavanting in a band-like environment, which includes but is not limited to, the band room, the football field, technique block, on a bus with a multitude of other fellow band members, and usually in a dark closet practicing music. Activities include playing, whistling, humming, playing, walking in a penguin-like manner, playing, wearing the most fashionable form of overalls, and playing. Those students of the band variety typically inbreed within the close quarters of their band room, mating to the sounds of g minor scales and tri-tones. (Band directors have tried but cannot prevent this historic practice). In their natural environment, band members can typically be found on friday nights on the football field caged in like zoo animals, desperately begging for the attention of their ashamed peers, and playing things nobody seems to care about nor understands.
In short, every school has them.
In short, every school has them.
Oh look they're showing the band geek exhibit! Just don't tap the glass or they might become hostile and jazz run as a stampede.
by FluteInTheGhetto September 13, 2010
The title of what is almost unanimously agreed to be the best episode of the Nicktoons show Spongebob Squarepants.
Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end.
Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.
Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end.
Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.
Memorable lines from "Band Geeks":
"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on."
"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either."
*After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises."
"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!"
"It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"
"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on."
"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either."
*After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises."
"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!"
"It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"
by WTF123 December 03, 2014
Only the greatest episode of Spongebob Squarepants ever to be made I can't believe I have to write the first definition for this. In Band Geeks, Squidward assembles a band which at first is bad but when they play sweet victory at the end, they are so good that {Squilliam has a heart attack
by ThePurpleDoggo April 28, 2020
someone, like myself, whose in band and should be able to play the music. usually someone whose breathes band 24/7. most likely one of the best players of the section (like myself). band geeks are truely dedicated to their school band and will boo other bands.
those band geeks are so talented.
by band rox May 13, 2006
someone who lives for band... monday band tuesday band wednesday band... thurday band... and guess what friday and saturday... band.... wait no band on sunday what do i do?
by tuba123 October 30, 2009
1. the bandhall is their 2nd home
2.the good ones arnt geeks, but very talented smart, sometimes popular
3. glare if choir, theatre, or non-band people are in their hall
4. theres are at least 2 freshman whores
5.tend to get horny on busses and trips
6.about 50% get high 2 or more times a day
7.can change their clothes in front of others without a care
8.misses lots of school
9. principal is thier bitch
10. used to passing out, blacking out, spending 8 hrs in the hot summer w/o food or water
2.the good ones arnt geeks, but very talented smart, sometimes popular
3. glare if choir, theatre, or non-band people are in their hall
4. theres are at least 2 freshman whores
5.tend to get horny on busses and trips
6.about 50% get high 2 or more times a day
7.can change their clothes in front of others without a care
8.misses lots of school
9. principal is thier bitch
10. used to passing out, blacking out, spending 8 hrs in the hot summer w/o food or water
The fact that all band kids are geeks is definitly a sterotype, as i am not.
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
by I dunno what is my name? November 22, 2004
While band geeks may seem like freaks, if you get into their "circle of friends" you will find that...
a) They have possibly the hottest orgies ever.
b) They have more sex than most of the jocks.
c) They have hot orgies on the two hour bus rides every saturday.
d) A lot of the girls are bisexual.
Not to be confused with orch dorks. Band geeks are way hotter. Orch dorks are inferior to band geeks. Plus they don't have the hot orgies like we do.
a) They have possibly the hottest orgies ever.
b) They have more sex than most of the jocks.
c) They have hot orgies on the two hour bus rides every saturday.
d) A lot of the girls are bisexual.
Not to be confused with orch dorks. Band geeks are way hotter. Orch dorks are inferior to band geeks. Plus they don't have the hot orgies like we do.
by Just a Band Geek September 30, 2005