Baked monkey

While under the influence of copious amounts of THC, a brain altering chemical , one may experience being “baked.” Crossing the line from baked to extremely baked would promote one to the level of "baked monkey."

Did u see Phillip? He was baked monkey at dinner tonight, he wouldn’t stop eating and making animal noises cause he was so fucking high.

by bakedmonkey69 February 1, 2022

baked bean mentality

when your annoyed at annoying people

will u shut up your so annoying

yo man stop having a baked bean mentality

by bakedbeancough69 March 24, 2022

baby backed bitch

Anyone who does not have the balls to do something, or someone who is extremely annoying.

"You Baby Backed Bitch!"

by WTFisApseudonym January 22, 2009

Sir Bakedalot

bigtime stoner
someone who is baked all the time

(man walks in with bloodshot red eyes and the sweet smell of MJ)
Good evening Sir Bakedalot may i fetch you a bong rip?

by TakeAHitBrah24 October 9, 2009

Post-Baked Cognitive State

A term originating between Canadian health science students who are also stoners. It's the state roughly 3 hours following the last toke. The initial high is gone, but the thc level is still high enough for some after-effects. Doesn't last more than a few hours. Symptoms are tiredness, extreme tranquility and relaxation, a need to eat healthy.

Guy1 - "Dude you look tired, late night?"
Guy 2 - "Nah I'm just in a post-baked cognitive state"
Guy1 - "I know it well, wanna go get some herbal tea?"
Guy 2 - "Hells yea"

by hawksley1001 November 28, 2009

Making the Two-Backed Beast

Having sex.

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."

by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

Baked Asslaska

When at a party, a strangers house or a random RV. Taking a shit onto a cookie sheet and putting it in the oven on medium heat. The smell won't get out of that room/house for several days afterwards

I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and some random left a Baked Asslaska in the RV for the drive back to South Bend.

by jamesohoh7 October 15, 2007