back alley mopping

When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.
Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"
by Cum Cracker February 16, 2023
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back alley meeting

A minimum of two people, spreading their butt cheeks, and pressing them together.
Bob was tired of the mundane corporate life and needed to invigorate himself with a daring back alley meeting.
by OreoGobbler2 December 24, 2022
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Back Alley Dip dab

When you put your penis in a girls rear end and she licks her shit off your penis
by Gozza69 February 20, 2025
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Back Alley Salon

A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.
Back alley salon was cheap but I’m bald now....”
by ImSavageAsFuck November 12, 2018
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Back alley Italian

When you eat spaghetti off someone’s back while you’re having sex in an alley
Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.

He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.
by LibnLou February 23, 2021
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back alley butt sex

a woman who lets taking off her slippers and bending over for the biggest cock to take up the arse
christina is def into back alley butt sex
by connierobinsonkc November 30, 2023
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Back-alley Backshots

P1: Hey, did you hear about P3?

P2: Yeah, he missed school cause he was caught... you know.

P1: Damn... he was a victim of the back-alley backshots then.
by unorthereon January 18, 2024
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