Bathtub Baby

A person who did not receive enough oxygen during birth as a result of being born under water in a bathtub, this causes brain damage making the person incompetent all aspects of life,

Dude did you see Gary fucked up that email again?

Yeah man, hes a fucking bathtub baby.

Bathtub Baby by lunchlizzard617 November 30, 2020

Bathtub kool-aid 

Slitting your wrists and making cherry kool-aid in the bathtub

Rebecca decided to go commit "bathtub kool-aid"

Bathtub kool-aid by Mondü October 2, 2023

Bathtub Hoax 

It is when someone says they're going to take a bath but they just turn on the water and wet their hair. You can tell by the fact that the towels are dry, the mirror is clean, and the sink and their clothes may be wet because they were too lazy to take of their top and dip their head in the running water. Can also be seen in public bathroom/shower areas.

Tiara says she takes a shower every day but I went in and she pulled a bathtub hoax.

Bathtub Hoax by Jane-etter Eno December 3, 2007

bathtub billy 

Homemade methamphetamine which is adulterated or very impure.

Man, I think I got the bathtub billy by mistake!

bathtub billy by _GoD_ September 20, 2004

Bathtub jellyfish 

Sperm in the bathtub drain

I beat off in the shower, now there are bathtub jellyfish circling the drain.

Bathtub jellyfish by The Great Beardman July 22, 2016

Bathtub Wasted 

The condition of being so intoxicated (well over the standard tipsy, buzzed, inebriated, or even plastered state) that it will be a miracle if you live to see the next day.

The term was thought up as a result of the 2004 incident when An unidentified Taiwanese woman (dumb betch) died of alcohol intoxication after immersion for 12 hours in a bathtub filled with 40% ethanol (brilliant). Her blood alcohol content was 1.35% (which qualified her as being bathtub wasted).

That betch consumed so much alcohol she was nearly bathtub wasted.

I'm tryina get beyond blackout tonight, let's get bathtub wasted.

Bathtub Wasted by TheKittyKat December 10, 2012

Bathtub Hoax 

Theorem which proves that the masses can and will be manipulated for comedic purposes.

"Look at the suntanned people pouring out of that church -- it's a bathtub hoax."

Bathtub Hoax by as cheap as toasters December 3, 2004