butt-rocking

Origin: "Rock, my butt!" in reference to confirming that an object was a piece of pottery and not a rock.
Abbr. = DTbr

Also: Act of rocking one's butt.
Certain rules must be followed in order to achieve a successful butt-rocking.
1. The first rule of butt-rocking: you cannot talk about butt-rocking.. think Fight Club.
2. Mandarin, Spanish and British accents are the only acceptable forms of verbal communication.
3. One signifies availability for butt-rocking by uttering "Suns out!" Butt-rocking can only commence when a response of "Guns out!" is reciprocated.

4. In extreme cases, butt-rocking may escalate to buck-rocking.
5. Jazz (pronounced "yazz") flute must be playing whilst butt-rocking.
6. Heavy metal is played only when an escalation to buck-rocking is imminent.

7. "Scooping" is allowed, but a spotter is required under the following circumstances: a) if the butt-rocking event is taking place above sea level, b) if participants are of "rookie" or "amateur" status, and c) if attempting to butt-rock in bodies of water.
8. If below sea level, a spotter is not needed even if other conditions normally warrant one.
9. Butt-rocking can only be performed in the cardinal directions North and/or South.
10. No blood no foul.. if you foul out 3 times you are suspended for a minimum of 7 days.

"Hey man, were you butt-rocking last night?"
-"Yeah man, it was below sea level. It was sweet!"
"Aw sweet! So no spotter?"
-"Nope!"

by Chert December 18, 2012

Butt-rocket

Introducing methamphetamine into the body by inserting an amount of the drug into the anus. This method is common amongst homosexuals.

Brian and Bubbles wanted to get high, so they each did a “butt-rocket" before going to the club.

by Brian "B-leev" Lee November 7, 2007

Butt Rocket

The act of using a non needled syringe to thrust a mixture of water, and methamphetamines up ones anus

Hide the syringes, if Michelle gets a look at them you wont be able to keep her from doing butt rockets.

by reallyrandy February 10, 2009

Butt Rocket

A shot of drugs up the ass via oral syringe (the kind you use to feed a baby squirrel or whatever)

I have never done a butt rocket, I'm simply reporting it's existence.

by PaulAllensCard October 13, 2015

Butt Rocker Rob

Rob like other Robs but is considered a butt rocker

Butt Rocker Rob thinks Ozzy is head banger music when everyone knows its butt rock. That's why we call him Butt Rocker Rob

by Swaybone December 31, 2020

butt-rocket

a rocket that has been shot at an upward angle into another persons anus and becomes stuck.

When John was working at NASA they were testing miniature rockets and he was standing over one when it went off, after spending hours in the emergency room it was apparent that he had received a butt-rocket.

by cartman1080 January 14, 2012

butt rocket

When the pressurized air that comes out of your tush, while sitting on the toilet, is so great in quantity and stature that it literally lifts you up off of the commode.

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My roommate was walking by the bathroom, heard a loud noise, and said, "Oh my god!" Then I responded, "Yeah dude, I just had a butt rocket!"

by little_girls_fart_too March 15, 2009