Bus Driver's Syndrome

**Also known as TTCToll Person's Syndrome)

When employees become so miserable with their jobs that they seek gratification and status as an authoritarian by refusing to help anyone.

Mira: That driver just double checked the photo on my bus pass, and threw me off cause I had blond hair.

Dawna: Shit dude, he must have bus driver's syndrome.

by Geoff Shoesmith April 27, 2008

Bus driver spread

A widening of the ass characteristic of women who are career bus or truck drivers.

Mrs. Klute gas been driving the school bus since I was a kid. She's got some major bus driver spread.

by Dr. Lizardo June 24, 2023

bus driver talk

Bus driver talk is essentially another word for small talk, the type of talk that if you're listening close by just embarrasses you and makes you want to die.

Look at those two teachers who hardly know each other doing bus driver talk as if they were good friends!

Jack is doing bus driver talk with Anne and trying to hook up with her.

by Trucker T-Rex August 15, 2018

Bus driver bob

A certified Paedophile

You see that man, that’s A Bus driver Bob

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Bus Driver Hands

There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands

You have Bus Driver Hands. How do you feel about that?

by Steezmiester May 11, 2020

Bus driver wave

When 2 bus pass each other the drivers will wave to each other. BUT if the buses are from different depots or other companies the drivers may choose to ignore the other driver.
If the drivers know each other personally they may flip off each other, give the finger to each other, or tell the other driver to Fuck Off

When bus S2003 passed bus C5109 the driver of the C bus ignored the S bus instead of giving the Bus Driver Wave.
When the S bus saw the C bus next he flipped the driver off and told the driver to Fuck Off Cunt

by Robbing Hood Sherwood Forest January 9, 2025

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009