budget bender

A heavy drinking session managed on a small amount of money ie £10.

John: Fancy coming up town this weekend?
Paul: Nah, im skint, im going on a budget bender.

by John1413123546 July 4, 2008

Budget Wound

A painful injury which feels worse than it looks. Like budget biscuits, you expected more than what you got.

Budget wound

by sweetbro4 November 10, 2010

budget teaching

When the teacher is too lazy to do their job so they just make the class watch a Youtube video explaining the topic.

"Ms. Grayham didn't even teach us anything. She just made us watch a shitty Youtube video. If that's not budget teaching then I don't know what is."

by read_words_kids August 2, 2021

budget baller

A person who fronts like have Bill Gates money but rents or borrows all of their bling-bling and flashy things. Only to return them as soon as possible to get their deposit back from the rental company.

A person who rents or borrows items to front like he's doing big things. Only to have to return them to the owner after they're done fronting.

Dude not only has a rented Expedition he also has rented rims… That cat is a budget baller.

Sis was at the party fronting with her best friend’s dress on. She’s definitely a budget baller.

That nukka is a budget baller for rocking his boy's whip while he's out of town.

by Brutha Foreal September 3, 2008

Budget Cut

A Budget Cut is a is an employee that really serves no purpose and could be eliminated to save money and preserve essential positions. Budget Cuts are often seen playing solitaire and Farmville, taking multiple smoke breaks, and spending most of their time gossiping about people who are actually working. The Budget Cut may provide some services; occaisionally answering a phone, telling others who to call to resolve their issue, monitoring the whereabouts of coworkers, and generally communicating in an overtly rude and annoying manner.

Jane made a mental list of employees arriving late while she took her 7:45am smoke break. Later, she shared the names with her co-worker, Dick, via IM while harvesting her crops on Farmville. Jane is a Budget Cut waiting to happen.

by Supernance November 13, 2009

budget hooker

A filthy, dirty, rotten, ugly slut, with a face like a smashed crab that tries to get a guy to buy her a drink for the possibility of a sexual encounter.

"Man let's get the fuck out of here! It's too late to find a good lay now, all that's left here are the budget hookers."

"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."

"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"

"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"

by czech yoself February 18, 2009

Budget Test Tube Baby

Somebody who was conceived in a test tube using sub-standard materials and poor quality control resulting in retardedness and stupid behaviour in their adult life.

A : Dude C stuck his hand to his face using Super-Quick-Dry Glue.
B: Man, he's such a budget test tube baby.

by shamansuvanam October 3, 2011