A country that put my country, "Das Land von Deutschland" into recession for no god damn reason (just like France). Blaming my people for World War 1. They did not even have anything to do with the problem that some part of Austria-Hungary wanted to break off for some stupid reason. if the stupid black hand didn't kill the arch duke,"Franz Ferinand' there probably wouldn't have been a World War 1 or 2. But no. Annoying accents. smells like shit and also looks like it. Mean people, also they have some stupid laws und was nicht. Bad flag obessed; with football. Made my people pay for all damages for World War 1. They also have some bad leaders like churchill. Allied with france for no reason. Wanted harsh punishments for country when they did not do anything wrong in the first place. They are and still are a major threat to my country,"Germany". the people are just as mean,stupid, and annoying as they are in France. Basically, one of the worst countrys in Europe. They also drive on the other side of the car and road. are those stupid jackasses trying to kill people by creating an accident. They have a bad flag and mean stupid people with annoying accents like the french. They are not smart people, very rude and a major threat to thy people,"the GERMANS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They also say, "bloody hell" to much.
by ffsfsfdfd March 8, 2009
Get the Britain mug.A country largely known by Irish people as: "Those pompous pricks who stole our country". Britain felt that, as the Irish were incapable of coherent thought, they would be doing us a favour by coming into our country, killing our people and forcing their language and religion down our throats. They are infamous for producing the "Black and Tans", a group of disgusting thugs who murdered a great deal of Irish people throughout the early 20th century. They held the greatest nation captive for seven hundred years - and succeeded in making us speak their language. They still hold six counties in the North of Ireland, as they successfully brainwashed the people there into believing that they WERE British.
Pompous person 1: "I do say, King Henry VIII, oughn't we do something about that silly little island next door? I do believe they speak some incoherent Gaelic language, and it is not nearly as coherent and wonderful as our beautiful language. They haven't got the same intelligence as we have in Britain."
King Henry VIII: "Yes, yes, do whatever you want, I've got a wife to execute! I do agree that our culture of murder and pillage is far better than whatever they do. Not that I know anything about them."
King Henry VIII: "Yes, yes, do whatever you want, I've got a wife to execute! I do agree that our culture of murder and pillage is far better than whatever they do. Not that I know anything about them."
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A country with people who generally hate America because they lost the Revolutionary War to them. People from Britain usually have a large sense of national pride, and do not take any stereotypes sitting down. Unlike many other countries, people from Britain can get easily offended by stereotypes, even if they are said jokingly. The British usually like to use random examples like the SAS to show that they are better than Americans (In the case of the SAS, anyone with an ounce of intelligence can look up failed SAS operations on Wikipedia).
American: "Hey, you're from Britain, right?"
Brit: "What, you're gonna call my teeth ugly? Fat cowboy!"
American: "Whoa, calm down man! I'm just acknowledging your nationality!"
Brit: "Oh, go stuff a cheeseburger in your mouth! Anyway, we British are much more technologically advanced than you Yanks! We invented football (which you idiots call soccer) and cricket!
American: "So you're saying that a country that invented the light bulb, Microsoft, Apple, Facebook, the transistor, and 3-D printing is not as advanced as a country that invented some sports?"
Brit: "Too right, mate. Actually, you're not my mate! You're a cunt! Also, we have the SAS!"
American: "Are you in the SAS?"
Brit: "No, so?"
American: "Well, I have three responses for you: 1. The SAS has failed operations, 2. There is no one "best" special operations force, and real members of the SAS hate seeing self proclaimed commandos like your self decide who is best, and 3. You're using the accomplishments of men you don't even know and will never associate as you aren't and probably won't be in the SAS for your own gain? That's pathetic. It shows that you have insecurity that you have to rely on other's achievements to show that you are superior."
Brit: "Uh....I have to go to tea......"
(Runs away, masturbates to picture of the Queen).
Brit: "What, you're gonna call my teeth ugly? Fat cowboy!"
American: "Whoa, calm down man! I'm just acknowledging your nationality!"
Brit: "Oh, go stuff a cheeseburger in your mouth! Anyway, we British are much more technologically advanced than you Yanks! We invented football (which you idiots call soccer) and cricket!
American: "So you're saying that a country that invented the light bulb, Microsoft, Apple, Facebook, the transistor, and 3-D printing is not as advanced as a country that invented some sports?"
Brit: "Too right, mate. Actually, you're not my mate! You're a cunt! Also, we have the SAS!"
American: "Are you in the SAS?"
Brit: "No, so?"
American: "Well, I have three responses for you: 1. The SAS has failed operations, 2. There is no one "best" special operations force, and real members of the SAS hate seeing self proclaimed commandos like your self decide who is best, and 3. You're using the accomplishments of men you don't even know and will never associate as you aren't and probably won't be in the SAS for your own gain? That's pathetic. It shows that you have insecurity that you have to rely on other's achievements to show that you are superior."
Brit: "Uh....I have to go to tea......"
(Runs away, masturbates to picture of the Queen).
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