Boatism, the "religion" for those who need no religion.
The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill
Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.
Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.
The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.
To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.
We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.
So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill
Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.
Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.
The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.
To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.
We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.
So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
by KilimanjaroEnsemble June 2, 2009
Get the Boatism mug.The noble act of opening the lock to a frigid girl's tight canal before filling it, closing it behind you, and moving upstream to the next with your veiny windlass.
I've just returned from a narrow boating holiday in Ibiza. God my cock is sore from shagging ten virgins in one night!
by jimbojacks December 31, 2009
Get the Narrow boating mug.Related Words
BOATIA
• boating
• Bhatia
• boatie
• Boatman
• Boati
• BoatingSolid
• Boatyard
• Batia
• Bhatia tuition centre
to motorboat butt cheeks.
by Zchillin December 27, 2010
Get the swamp boating mug.It is the motivation - 'Boativation' needed to finish the work week to go have brews on the boat with friends.
by DeeDeeD December 18, 2012
Get the Boativation mug.The enormous force that drives a young man to achieve his life goals; often initiated by images of super yachts.
Jack and Dan are sat in the office when an instant message pops up.
Jack: Check this out... (link to website and picture of super yacht)
Dan: I want one!
That very day both Jack and Dan made over 600 sales calls each.
Boativation.... Sail to success!
Jack: Check this out... (link to website and picture of super yacht)
Dan: I want one!
That very day both Jack and Dan made over 600 sales calls each.
Boativation.... Sail to success!
by Osborne & Sharp Holdings March 1, 2013
Get the Boativation mug.by OD Dan April 11, 2020
Get the bratias mug.Bhatia tuition centre is very amazing study point . there methods is very interesting & intellectual . one reason behind this (Neha mam & Tushar sir)
by Jyotsana November 27, 2021
Get the Bhatia tuition centre mug.