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Next Day Bitch

Failure to follow through on promises and/or statements made the previous night as a result of being under the influence of a mind-altering substance.
FRIEND 1: "You ready to do this man." FRIEND 2: Ahhh man, I mean...I thought we were just bullshittin'." FRIEND 1: YOOOUUU next day bitch!
by Zerofallacy December 24, 2014
mugGet the Next Day Bitchmug.
Dude claim that bitches be runnin they mouth... but in reality it's them in the locker room talking bout them bitches.
I. Wait... he told you we fucked!?
2. Yeah and gave me details!
1. And they say we talk shit...
2. I know girl... niggas talk more than bitches these days.
by Caseymarie451 January 19, 2017
mugGet the niggas talk more than bitches these daysmug.
“Remember to beat your girlfriend up on January 21st it’s national beat your bitch up day”
by Shanghugh October 21, 2020
mugGet the National Beat Your Bitch Up Daymug.
A day where you can post on all social platforms someone you don’t like or some who has wronged you in the past. This holiday lies on October 4th.
Happy bitch ass nigga day everyone.
It’s National bitch ass nigga day so i can post my ex on instagram.
by Pretty cat club October 3, 2021
mugGet the National Bitch Ass Nigga Daymug.

Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH

A burn and or pwnage, most commonly associated with wrecking douchebags that talk shit; phrase used when destroying ignorant assholes via Diss
Nomeslayer: Aren't the lyrics to Eiffel 65's "I'm Blue" 'If i were green I would die?'

Beruuk: "No, it's Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCH"
by Beruuk Mc Hartmarmot May 29, 2010
mugGet the Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai BITCHmug.
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
person 1- “yo whats today?”

person 2-“its may 2nd”

person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”

person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”

to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
by pussyfairy May 2, 2022
mugGet the National Bitch Jack Ivers Day.mug.
This is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch
"it's international fuck Jordan's bitch day let's go see the hoe!
by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025
mugGet the International fuck Jordan's bitch daymug.

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