Bats Moment

When something stupid happens when it shouldn't work as it has.

I have had a bats moment.

by Crxissxnt December 2, 2022

Bats in the cave

A condition that occurs when a women has not had sex in a long time. Therefore she has Bats in her cave.

Guy 1: "That girl has a really nice ass. I mean, Dam!"
Guy 2: "tru d that, but that girl has 'Bats in the cave'. She will be a quickie."

by isthereanything2 May 24, 2009

Bats in the belfry

When a female has not had intercourse in quite some time, you refer to her as having “bats in her belfry”.

You’ve not had sex in 8 years? Time to clear those bats in the belfry!

by Ohiokla June 4, 2019

bats in the belfry

When a man and a woman are having sexual relations in the missionary position, and the man fits his entire scrotum into the woman's vagina, and then slapping his penis onto the top of the woman's pubic area while mimicing the sound of a large bell.

"Did you hear that Ben Reilly gave that girl a bats in the belfry? BONGGGGGG BONGGGGGGG!"

by Babyballs September 23, 2008

bats in the cave

Bits of cocaine stuck to one's nose hairs.

Dude, I gotta check the mirror for bats in the cave before we go to the club.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

Bats in your Pockets

1. A symbolic term in reference to holding firearms within one's pants pockets.

Eminem's from Detroit, and he got BATS IN YOUR POCKETS.

by Delta Force December 20, 2006

Bats on

When you say one has his or her bats on, it means that the person is in an outrageously blantant and very very foul and nasty mood.

Don't bother the boss; he just lost the Marshall account and man, he has his bats on today!

by the answer lady August 6, 2011