fire barista

someone very good at making fires or maintaining fires

Ella: Ian is very good at making fires
Renata: yeah, he is a fire barista

by ellastarbucks December 28, 2023

Bridge-Barista

A Barista that can work mornings and nights.

Bram: I’m a bridge-barista lol
Kris: How dare you! I am so offended.

by June N St. March 22, 2023

barista cracked

when ur drink is made so well and looks so pretty that one would assume their barista was fucked the night prior

typically a reference to starbucks

bri “woah did you see how good my latte looks”
amanda “the barista cracked”

by princessvodka November 12, 2025

Barista

A White Man who solely dates Black Women, and Inverse of Milkman

Did you see Connor was dating Ivy?

Yeah, he seems to be a barista. He was dating Jasmine a month ago

by Bernhard Baker May 4, 2025

Haitian Barista Coffee Special

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.

After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.

by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022

BARISTA WARMED UP FRAPPUCCINO

It's a new GENERAL PRODUCT idea at STARBUCKS that will be their biggest slam dunk MARKETING VICTORY and sales will soar with the COMMODITY PRICE of COFFEE BEANS.

Hey Listen there is this PUMPKIN and if you can kindly CAP off the BARISTA WARMED UP FRAPPUCCINO by giving me that long awaited STARBUCKS DEBUT presenting that COPYCAP MENU where if you want the FRAP CAP with same ingredients no problem and if you want that CAP FRAPP well the same is available by the BARISTA WARMED DOWN CAPPUCINO , as wouldn't you say that is AMAZING as you won't MISS NOW that CANADA MINT FLAVOR OF THE MONTH coffee anymore as nothing anymore at STARBUCKS will be "A QUESTION OF TEMPERATURE" and for the CHILDREN we have free STARBUCKS BALLOONS we fetched in back of KEVIN ROBERT JOHNSON'S BARN thanks to his good friend LAURIE that is always at his side for any sizable PARTY FAVORS.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 4, 2022

Barista bitch

A person that hangs out with the barista during their shift without working at the coffee shop.

Today, during my shift at the coffee shop, my friend Simon was my barista bitch.

by Bibiche27 January 10, 2024