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authenticante

(Adj.) Derogatory slang referring to the average American commercial idea of what Mexican food should taste like. See also Tex-Mex, Taco Bell, Chevy's.

BONUS VOCAB ANALOGY

authenticante :: Chevy's
a) dog :: nest
b) The Stranger :: blumpkin
c) bouleversement :: oneiric
d) Hospitaliano :: The Olive Garden
e) mullet :: other mullet
Wow, that Mexican Pizza(tm) sure was authenticante!

I ordered some takeout at Hi-Tech Burrito for that 'authenticante' taste while I watch the Paul Rodriguez special later tonight.
by Matt Glaser January 24, 2006
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Athletic Butt Tap

When one bro exchanges a manly spanking to his fellow bro after a job well done. Does not necessarily need to be in the context of an athletic event. An athletic butt tap can be exchanged for any reason without being seen as homosexual. Athletic butt taps are firm but not overly powerful or aggressive.
Ross: Dude did you just slap my ass?
Chase: No man it was an athletic butt tap.
Ross: Oh okay nice man!
by dthomp July 28, 2011
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authentic African cuisine

I was at Popeyes dining on some authentic African cuisine.
by willmyster April 21, 2011
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authenticious

Hey Maahhrk, you're an idiot if you really think Obama's birth certificate isn't fuckin authenticious.
by Bernice Darunia June 9, 2011
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athletic supporter

jock
elastic band with leg straps and pouch to support male genitals
I wear an athletic supporterL: see also "JOCK"
by chief masta bata x July 22, 2003
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f-athetic

Continuing the highly commendable tradition of other 'f truncations', such as f-ilarious and f-unlucky, 'f-athetic' is generally used as an adjective, or as an adverb 'f-athetically'. It can be used by itself as a cutting insult or as an expression of extreme annoyance.
It is of course an amalgamation of the words 'fucking' and 'pathetic', used when time and utter condemnation is of the essence.
'F-athetic' ought to be reserved for instances where the utmost scorn must be poured on whoever or whatever has been singled out for this most harsh of criticisms.
1. The Clifton has been turned into a trendy wine-bar? F-athetic.

2. NME would do ANYTHING, literally ANYTHING, for an exclusive interview with Franz Ferdinand. It's absolutely f-athetic.

3. Political correctness is destroying this country, you just can't speak your mind anymore. It's f-athetic.

4. The 'gang wars' of the UK Garage scene (for reference see Stay Locked On), are f-athetic.
by Boxman August 30, 2005
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Athlethick

A woman who is neither athletic, nor thick; but a hybrid of both. A woman who has the characteristics of a female athlete, while also possessing the shape of a voluptuous woman.
Randy: Hey Geoff, did you see that third baseman at the softball game yesterday?
Geoff: Yeah, she was quite athlethick.

or

Ben: I prefer women with meat on their bones and an active figure.
JJ: Oh, you mean an athlethick woman.
by Dag Nasty April 29, 2009
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