asstroturf

An ass, most commonly male, that is covered in a thick nasty layer of hair

the girl pulled his pants off and was disgusted at his asstroturf...

by zizdsthgskbfgb February 15, 2012

Astrovirgin

An individual who only listens to the Astro world album by popular artist Travis Scott, they claim to love rap, consistently talk about the effects of psychedelic drugs even though they’ve never had any and will spend any amount of money they have in the latest Travis Scott sneaker.

No amount of pussy would save that astrovirgin

by Og_the_bog May 20, 2021

Astrotrain

(N.) Sexual Position; running train on your anus

Hey baby, let's get a group of guys together and run an astrotrain.

by Gopher42 December 14, 2024

Astroturd

A person who is the face of fake grass roots support, and fertises the Astrotrufing campaign

That Astroturd is campaigning hard for his politician. He is littlerally the face of that campaign.

by Kuncho February 14, 2025