Astralis

esports : the most legendary esports team ever; they dominated CSGO scene like no one ever did. When you played Astralis in 2018 you were packing your bags the day before. They only team in CSGO history to win 4 majors including back to back to back 3 in a row. During their era they manages to win 31 games in a row on map called Nuke.

The legendary roster was:
dev1ce - awper
gla1ve - IGL
dupreeh - entryfragger
magisk - rifler
xyp9x - support

"Astralis the best of all fucking time" - sadokist

by crackedbaiterjett August 23, 2022

astrolomy

A mix of astrology and astronomy, alternatively called astronoly

A: You know how animal crossing uses astrolomy?
B: yeah, the star pieces with the astrology names!

by Animal crosser April 27, 2023

Astrohistory

The study of the history of space, basically refering to the big bang and stuff.

Kamala: How did the universe begin?
Donald: With the big bang, it's basic astrohistory.

by AmandaDP October 9, 2024

astronimite

an astronimite is an wanker

your such an astronimite

by when the first inch goes in February 18, 2024

Astrolosplaining

A form of Digitalsplaining where the perpetrator dismisses any idea by comparing it to astrology, zodiac signs, or horoscopes—framing it as inherently irrational, unscientific, and vaguely mystical. The astrolosplainer says “this is literally astrology for X” or “you’re basically reading horoscopes,” regardless of whether the target’s work has any connection to astrology. The tactic relies on the cultural stigma against astrology to delegitimize without argument, treating the comparison as self‑evidently damning.

Example: “She developed a framework for understanding personality through narrative archetypes; he dismissed it as ‘astrology for psychologists.’ Astrolosplaining: using a label to avoid understanding a new idea.”

by Abzugal April 1, 2026

Lil Astrofish

Rapper (16)

LMAO who names themselves Lil Astrofish... Holdup, this song lowkey hard.

by lilastrofish November 24, 2021

The Astralis

Group of 5 men stacked on each other, like a pyramid, jerking off on an unsuspecting female. First one to finish has to hit a headshot.

Last week the boys and I ran The Astralis on the new girl

by Rock'o WIlson November 30, 2023