assclown

Someone who blames George Bush for everything, including a hurricane in New Orleans.

Assclown #1: That idiot Bush and his big oil people caused the hurricane in New Orleans.
Assclown #2: Yeah, I heard there were black helicoptors in the area just before the levy broke.

by EyeHeartA2 January 07, 2008

assclown

bitch, it’s a word. deal with it

when your assclown twin brother takes your phone when it’s charging

"i left it in there charging assclown"

by iamjustarandomperson October 12, 2017

assclown

Synonym for US President 2000-2008, George W Bush.
When hurricane Katarina hit the USA in August 2005, aid and evacuation was slow because
1) Military material was in Iraq
2) Military personel was in Iraq
3) Funds for disaster management was in Iraq
4) Global warming causes the creation of stronger hurricanes (scientifically proven) yet the Bush has always refused to do anything about the environement

Oh man! That guy is an assclown!!!
-A what??
A george W Bush.
-Oh yeah, a fukkin asshole you mean?

by US inhabitant September 04, 2005

assclown

One, who on a date, gets drunk and wraps up himself in a sheet in the back of his vehicle.

Jim was a total assclown last night when he passed out wrapped up in a sheet like a burrito.

by Sharon Rae J. December 22, 2009

ASSCLOWN

Usually this is the guy in the group that tends to be a major dick so you call him an ass then the clown is just added on for fun

GUY #1:"Hey man that steve guy is a major assclown"
GUY #2:"Ya man, i am definately not gonna match bowls with him"

by THAT ONE GUY IN ELSINORE October 13, 2005

assclown

Someone who act like a combination of the two words clown and ass. This person is somewhere in the middle but always a fucking moron.

If Tom wasn't being such an assclown he would understand you shouldn't anally fuck a girl on the first date.

Entingh's assclownery knows no bounds.

by PhillTheDeal March 02, 2006

assclown

A person with chemically-grown yellow hair, orange skin and a fat ass who "thinks" he's a stable genius but is in fact a volatile imbecile. An assclown believes he is adored by the masses when, in fact, the masses are laughing at him behind his back.

I'm afraid we have elected a complete assclown as president.

by Nipplebumpkiss February 18, 2018