sucks ass thru a straw

for when u think things really can't get any worse
a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling
my job sucks ass thru a straw!
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by jobsworth February 15, 2005
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Cock sucking ass bandit

a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.
by Mystery March 21, 2004
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Cock sucking ass bandit

a man who sucks cocks for a living and uses a transexual stage name on the weekends when performing sex acts for money.
michael is nothing but a cock sucking ass bandit who sucks Sal's dick off for money.
by jsa2 September 07, 2007
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The word you say to get a black girl to beat you and fuck you
"AYE Fucking nigga ass bitch suck my dick"

"What?"
by BigFatNigga October 29, 2021
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Junior Sucks Ass Day.

On the 12 April any boy named Junior would have to get on his knees and suck ass for National Suck Ass Day. They will be forced to slip and slide their tongues around your boohole while performing a sexual slurping sound.
Junior Sucks Ass Day.
Girl: "Junior? Can you suck my ass?"..
Junior: "Sure!! anything for you mluv"
*Girl faces ass to him*
*Junior gagzz and slurps*

THE END of Junior Suck Ass Day.
by ShotCaller_Tingz April 11, 2019
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A cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul is a guy who gives blowjobs, rims assholes and has purple teeth.
We're going to drink the bottle of Sirius Petit Sirah that my dad gave me to make our teeth purple, and then we're going to get naked and become cum-sucking, ass-licking ghouls and go Trick-or-Treating in our dorm and see how many cadets want sucked off or rimmed!
by eda-skip October 11, 2021
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