by superblah95 October 5, 2010
Get the Assmug. (v. to ass, p.p. assed). The spiteful act of placing your bare buttocks(male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Crotch.
by The Mad Haberdasher April 20, 2005
Get the Assmug. (Adj.) When something is "Wack" or when something or someone sucks at something.
Can be used when describing someones Lack in what they are doing, or have done. or to describe anything.
Can be used when describing someones Lack in what they are doing, or have done. or to describe anything.
1) the lakers were ass when they played against OKC thunder.
2) This food is ass ! (referring to the nasty tasting food)
3) (kids playing catch and one of them drops it) Damn yo, your ass.
4) Male 1: yo, heard you guys played football friday with a bunch of people. was the start QB from the school team there?
Male 2: yeah, we thought he was going to be good, but he was ass.
5) (playing loud music and speakers blow out)
M1: damn these speakers are ass.
M2: shouldnt have gotten them at walmart.
M1: walmart is ass.
2) This food is ass ! (referring to the nasty tasting food)
3) (kids playing catch and one of them drops it) Damn yo, your ass.
4) Male 1: yo, heard you guys played football friday with a bunch of people. was the start QB from the school team there?
Male 2: yeah, we thought he was going to be good, but he was ass.
5) (playing loud music and speakers blow out)
M1: damn these speakers are ass.
M2: shouldnt have gotten them at walmart.
M1: walmart is ass.
by FDPShadow May 5, 2010
Get the Assmug. 2 soft cheeks on the back of a boy (with a hole in between them) used for whipping repeatedly till they become red for 'misconduct'.
by WannaSniffHisFeet April 18, 2017
Get the Assmug. by slimthiccqueen2006 March 7, 2019
Get the Assmug. A Abreviation That Can Be Used As After School Snacks
by ThisBetterBePopular June 7, 2018
Get the Assmug. by Phil JacksonPhil. March 27, 2017
Get the Assmug.