Askhole

A person who asks for advice
Then does the exact opposite

"Your such an Askhole!"

by Bushwacka pattysmacka May 13, 2019

Askhole

Someone who ties you up experts by asking simple questions he could get in 30 seconds by typing his question into Google. The questions are often asked on GitHub (reported as an Issue), Quorum, Reddit, or an online forum, where it takes much longer to post the questions/answers, but an Askhole not only wastes his own time rather than bother reading anything, but he expects any experts to answer his stupid question, even if it is in the FAQ, pinned in the forum and answered 20 other times on the site that month.

User9177: I'm experiencing a problem with your software. When I click on the Analyze button on the main page, I get an error: "Error 2: No File Loaded" and no matter what I do, it happens every time. I tried installing 3x and it still happens!

SoftwareDev: Error 2 means you haven't opened a file for it to analyze. Try going into File>Open and choosing a suitable file first, for analysis.

User9177: What do you mean? What's a suitable file?

SoftwareDev: Dude, don't be an askhole. RTFM.

by Vendaciousness August 22, 2023

Askhole

A person he constantly asks you for advice with no intention on taking it. They will probably friend zone you.

Man that girl is a real askhole.

by Srp<3Ajk<3 June 15, 2015

askhole

An asshole who claims to ask for your advice while really just looking for validation to do what they wanted to do anyway. Usually, the thing that they originally wanted to do is quite idiotic, but they will get pissed off if you advise them against it.

Friend: So I know Tyler cheated on me with seven girls, two dudes, and a dog, but he told me he misses me and wants to get back together. What do you think I should do?
Me: I think you should tell him to go fuck himself. He’s just going to do it again.
Friend: You can’t tell me what to do! I love him, and I’m going to say yes!
Me: Do what you want, but don’t pretend you’re asking for advice when you really just want me to justify your stupid decisions. Don’t be an askhole.

by TheArbiter9001 June 4, 2018

askhole

A person who seeks advice and purposefully never uses it or does the exact opposite.

My wife's father always wants my advice and does the opposite. What an askhole he is.

by Czechsmix1 July 11, 2020

askhole

That one guy who keeps asking stupid questions, even though he knows he won't get an answer.

guy 1: man this guy is such an askhole!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:he kept asking me what the square root of mayonnaise is... what anumber askhole!

by Alfonzo May 30, 2016

Askhole

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them

Jim, my askhole friend, came to me multiple times about advice on how to deal with his girlfriend but kept getting burned because he didn't listen to me.

by Kman63 December 20, 2013