danger apron

An apron worn in possibly messy or dangerous situations such as giving rusty trombones, donkey punching or working with clay to protect ones clothes.

Charles before I play you like a trombone I gotta grab my danger apron!

by scribblyaaron November 18, 2010

Ass Apron

A term that a baseball umpire uses when a ball player argues the call with them in a very ignorant manner.

Player - "That was a shit call!"
Umpire- "Youre an ass apron!"

by AA-ron Wood April 24, 2013

Aproneer

The person wearing an apron

George is the aproneer

by Drenny December 7, 2017

cock apron

A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.

Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.

by Polish bike rider July 7, 2016

Apron

An obese rust player, that has homosexual rizz.

He looks like an apron.
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by average man11 September 9, 2023

Apron

the act of being a goon or plebian; representing the common folk

"My guy, you are looking like an absolute apron."

by Dat Apron Guy November 21, 2022

apron up

The condition of being pregnant. Similar to "wearing (one's) apron high." Presumably refers to the bulge under the apron.

"I wouldn't have expected such a high moral tone from a woman apron up and not married.

by anonymous November 21, 2022