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paranormal activity

a lame movie that is not scary at all unless you do not know any better and believe it is real. there are three different endings. the people could not act. it does not matter that there was not any blood or whatever, and i have a wonderful imagination, but the movie was only suspenseful. it was slow paced. it is not the most terrifying horror film. the movie was pretty much filmed in the bed room, and the only thing that happened was a door wiggling, some annoying footprints that took forever going up steps, animal footprints in the powder they left in weird places, the girl stood there, and some screaming.

a total waste of money.
"dude, did you go watch paranormal activity?"
-"ya man, my girl didn't even get scared, it was so lame"
"ya i know, i'm so glad i didn't go to theaters to watch that over hyped lame movie"
-"haha yah. they couldn't even pronounce Micah right!"
by dollfacexxzz22 November 3, 2009
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Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity is a 2007 indie horror movie directed by Oren Peli which achieved huge success in late 2009. The movie plays off people's imaginations with very minimal gore and violence. Because of this, people tend to either find the movie one of the scariest they have ever seen or find it to be much too slow. Paranormal Activity is one of the most profitable films in history costing an estimated $11,000 to produce and having grossed approximately $66 million as of October 30th, 2009.

The movie itself follows a young couple, Kate and Micah, as they film themselves attempting to deal with a demonic haunting.
Person 1- "Dude have you seen Paranormal activity yet?"

Person 2- "Yea, it sucked. Nothing jumped out at me and there wasn't enough violence. It was way too boring."

Person 1- "What the hell are you talking about? That was the scariest movie ever! Movie's don't need to be gory like Saw to scare the crap out of you!"
by Bluhhhh October 31, 2009
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sexaul activity

I had sexaul activity with my wife
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Activity Rape

Normally happens when someone (usually a woman) forces her dumbshit boyfriend to go to a ballet that he definitely doesn't want to go to. But she threatens him and forces him to go through very bitchy ways. Thus making the man go without consenting.
Hey Taso, why couldn't you go skate today?

- Sorry dude, Stephanie activity raped me and I had to watch the notebook while she cried on my penis and used her tears as lubrication to beat me off with.
by nestlepeniscum March 4, 2009
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Extratesticular Activity

One who excessively Maturbates after work or school or is Gay and enjoys playings with other mens testicles.
My friend Frank engages in many "estratesticular" activities with his Flomo friend Leeroy.
by Richie Rich April 4, 2003
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Paranormal Activity denial

When someone says how stupid the movie paranormal activity is when you know it scared the shit out of them.
Guy 1: Holy crap that movie was scary!

Guy 2: Dude that movie was stupid. *I sure hope no one can smell the shit in my pants*

Guy 1: *hes got paranormal activity denial bad, i can smell the shit from here*
by option40 October 21, 2011
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activity bag

an activity bag is referring to the alcohol that you bring to hangout with friends
“Hey did you bring the activity bag?”
by vlooger28 September 16, 2018
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