Taking Your Grandma to Applebee's

Fuck if I know... Just go have sex with your girlfriend, or boyfriend

Hey Jeff, I'm taking your Grandma to Applebee's, HARD!

by applebee's23 December 8, 2010

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ is the art of cock and ball torture at applebee's.

Bro, I could really go for some Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Hi! My name is Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

by Applebee's™ June 8, 2020

Applebees University

A higher-ed, country club style school that is portrayed as a highly prestigious, highly selective school that in reality is no better than your local state school.

I don't care if you went to Penn State or Applebees University, a degree is the same no matter what, only difference is the cost

by annavenetsanos September 17, 2025

Applebees in January

A girl who's vagina is all-you-can eat.

Aubrey is a nasty freak, loves getting eaten out! In fact, shes like Applebees in January, all-you-can-eat!

by Titan49 January 18, 2020

Applebee's scuffle

An Applebee's scuffle is a number of trans men having an orgy, for every 2 men their is one woman (biologically) and the "men" would see who could fuck her first.

"I had a lot of fun at the Applebee's scuffle last week." "We don't speak about the applebees scuffle John"

by Nmswhat July 27, 2021

Applebee

Giving oneself an applebee is when a smug fat man chuckles to self as he strokes his own ego.

Carl gave himself an applebee while bragging about all the boomer politicians he met at UKIP.

by GroomedIntoTheSweetieSquad September 26, 2018

Taking grandma to Applebees

A sexual position

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."

by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017