apostrophapathy

n. The state of being of someone who just doesn't care about apostrophes.

Stephen Fry has complete apostrophapathy.

by Bernard McGraw November 26, 2009

Apostraphated

something sexual or referring to drugs.

I'm so apostraphated right now.
Why don't you just go apostraphate?

by jordaniscrazy5 March 24, 2009

apostrophe

the title given to a unofficial girlfriend/boyfriend or to an on/off relationship partner.

Ian: "I'd like to introduce my friend Steven."

Steven: "What's up."

Ian: "And this is Steven's... Steven's apostrophe Johanna."

Johanna: "Hey."

by 89IA January 9, 2011

apostrophic

adj.
A combination of 'apostrophe' and 'catastrophic' meaning desperately, apocalyptically in need of an apostrophe.

Grammar Geek 1: Ugh, I can't believe she wanted me to watch "Two Weeks Notice" with her. The entire time, all I could think of was the absolutely apostrophic title!
Grammar Geek 2: I am so sorry. That's terrible.

An apostrophic text message: sry cant talk now. how bout later?
The same message, fixed: Sorry, can't talk now. How 'bout later?

by Comma Connoisseur June 26, 2009

apostrophosize

to add apostrophes where needed.

OH NO! I forgot to apostrophosize "theyre"!

by BEEFCAKES:D April 14, 2010

apostrophinated

A word that has an apostrophe in it.

the word "doesn't" is apostrophinated.

by Frenger December 9, 2008

Apostrophize

To add a missing apostrophe to a word that needs one.

There are some words in my essay that need to be apostrophized.

by KMillerCHRON July 18, 2010