A gutter punk who rarely showers, but takes every other opportunity to improve their personal hygiene, while at the same time maintaining a level of technological superiority over other squatters by possessing such things as MP3 players, cell phones, even laptops, most of which is usually earned through (mostly) honest means. As a result, aristocrusts generally think themselves superior to other people living on the streets, but due to necessity must swallow their pride. Or get jacked for their shit.
by Meus Nex November 20, 2009
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Aristocrats are very easy to identify - the men look like inbred halfwits and the women look like horses.
Hated by everyone, even only slightly less posh people.
Aristocrats are very easy to identify - the men look like inbred halfwits and the women look like horses.
Hated by everyone, even only slightly less posh people.
Charles is an aristocrat, as is Camay or Camisole or whatever her name is. Soon we will all be their subjects.
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Don't get me wrong I love the iPhone and the Appstore as much as the next man, however, I met an old school mate in the pub the other day. We had loads to catch up with but just as we sat down he whipped out his iPhone and showed me his 325 applications. Turned out he'd become an AppstoreBore.
by mattgod66 January 27, 2010
Get the AppStoreBore mug.is a very cool and chill girl that everyone loves. She has many guy friends and usually doesn't hang out with girls. Typically she is a blonde but she isn't your stereotypical stupid blonde. People think she's a slut when really that might not be true at all she is amazing. Aniston has big thighs and a pretty face. She's extremely flirty and has multiple guys wrapped around her finger. She's also a very great friend! she is one of the most beautiful and kind girls you will ever meet, if your are lucky enough to be her friend then she will be there for you in the long run, she is just all around perfect!
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I'm broke, so probably Aristoshit...
She's throwing up drunk from Aristoshit.
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by evercleary17 December 14, 2010
Get the Aristoshit mug.Aristotelis is a guy with long dark brown hair, stunning brown eyes, a very beautiful smile, great sense of humour, one of the greatest friends you could ever have, if you know an aristotelis, definitely try to keep him close. He also likes anime, especially dio. He is a very nice person and you should be wishing you had an aristotelis in your life
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Get the aristotelis mug.A joke known mainly among comedians. It is a joke that anyone can make their own. The joke goes as follows: A family goes to a talent agency and asks if they may perform. The talent agent asks what the act is, the family replies (this is where the presenter of the joke may put whatever he/she pleases into it. Usually very disgusting). The talent agent is shocked and asks what the act is and the family replies: The Aristocrats.
The middle is meant to be the funniest and usually involves bestiallity, necrofelia, incest, feces, urine, and other kinds of filth. I guess you could say the point of the joke is to see who can make it the most disgusting.
The middle is meant to be the funniest and usually involves bestiallity, necrofelia, incest, feces, urine, and other kinds of filth. I guess you could say the point of the joke is to see who can make it the most disgusting.
Heres my shot at making it truly disturbing: A family walks into a talent agency wanting to perform their act. The talent agent asks what the act is and they reply: "First my wife and I get naked and proceed to have sex, i then shit in her mouth and make her suck my dick, I then fuck her again and lick the reminents of shit and sperm off of her and spit it in her mouth. Then i cover her mouth with my hand and punch her in the stomach and watch the stuff fly out of her nose. I catch the spray of shit and jiz and blood with my mouth and swallow it hole. Then my daughter comes in and i fuck her in the ass while i suck my sons dick. While this is going on my wife starts banging my father and mother. I then fuck my mother and father while my wife fucks my kids. Then I blow my dads asshole and jerk him off. Then the dog comes in and i fuck it too. I then kill my mother with a gun and fuck the bullet hole. We all join in the blood orgy and piss on one another. We shit in the piss and blood and then puke in it. Then we dump it in a kiddy pool full of dead midgets and aborted babies. We then jump in the pool and bang the hell out of eachother. I chop off my wifes boobs and she cuts off my dick, she sucks my stump and eats my balls. Then 3 midgets standing on eachothers heads come in and we kill them and add them to the pool. We slurp up everything in the pool and puke it on the audience. Then i smash my wife's head with a sledge hammer and cover the audience with her brains gallagher style. We take a bow and leave." The Talent agent says: "Holy shit! whats the act called?" the family replies: " The Aristocrats!".......Try and get to sleep tonight now!
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