Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you

I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.

by Frucé man XX68_69 August 9, 2020

Anal beads

Beads that fit in your ass

I put anal beads on my ass

by Zer0_Raptor May 27, 2021

Anal Beads

These anal beads will fit nicely in my anal cavity. Susan loves tasting my anal beads, she likes the juicy sauce that leaks off of it

Mom have you seen my anal beads? They smell "lovely"

by Niglelodoen July 27, 2019

Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.

Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."

by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022

Explosive Anal Bead

A variation of the anal bead invented in 2034.

Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!

by Blobino fan December 13, 2022

Anal bead

An anal, ignorant, stupid, annoying asshole.

That guy Chris, what an anal bead.

by Fanmirrorcouch July 24, 2022

Saskatchewan Anal bead booty buster

The Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster is a know form of torture used by the cartel is when one wraps any kind of explosive ordnance around anal beads then shoves them up one’s booty then explodes them

Jamal: how did Bartholomew die again?
Jayden: I heard he got hit with a Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster

by Mango_witdaBBL June 26, 2025