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altis life

Altis Life is a cringe RP game mode on Arma 3 that fat kids play when they want to be a squeaky police officer and are insecure about their current state IRL.
I play Altis Life because I have no IRL friends and think being good a video game makes me cool
by Jay Feare September 3, 2017
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altidored

a verb used in soccer when someone shanks the ball over the goal from very close range. In reference to Jozy Altidore's many infamous misses from point-blank range while playing for the U.S. National Team.
Dear Lord, he's altidored it! What a botch!
by copelandfc August 4, 2011
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altaic

Altaic /ælˈteɪɨk/ is a proposed, but widely discredited, language family of central Eurasia. Various versions include the Turkic, Mongolic, Tungusic, Koreanic, and Japonic languages. These languages are spoken in a wide arc stretching from northeast Asia through Central Asia to Anatolia and eastern Europe. The group is named after the Altai Mountains, a mountain range in Central Asia.
Do you know any Altaic languages?
Yea, like turkish - its so cool!!
by the volcano July 1, 2015
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Otabek Altin

An ice skater from kazakhstan who looks like a bad boy but is just a cinnamon roll. He rides a motorcycle and is a DJ. He probably definitely is gay for smol angry Russian tiger Yurio as seen from episode 10 and onwards. He is known for taking yuri’s glove off with his teeth and telling yuri he has the unforgettable eyes of a soldier.
(Gay)
Person 1: Hey who’s that gay figure skater from kazakhstan?

Person 2: the guy that definitely is gay but hasn’t been confirmed gay?

Person 1: yeah him.

Person 2: oh otabek altin
by OtayuriisgayTM May 9, 2019
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Altaic

Altaic languages, group of languages consisting of three language families—Turkic, Mongolian, and Manchu-Tungus—that show noteworthy similarities in vocabulary, morphological and syntactic structure, and certain phonological features. Some, but not all, scholars of those languages argue for their genetic relationship based on putative systematic sound correspondences, while the consensus among general linguists is that this hypothesis is at best speculative and by no means proven. The group contains more than 50 languages, spoken by more than 135 million people spread across virtually the entire breadth of Asia and from the Arctic Ocean to the latitude of Beijing. The Turkic languages are spoken principally in a nearly continuous band from Turkey, Armenia, and Azerbaijan through the Central Asian republics of Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, and Tajikistan to Xinjiang in China. The Mongolian languages are concentrated in the adjacent, roughly oval region formed by Buryatiya, Mongolia, and Inner Mongolia (China). The Manchu-Tungus languages are spoken by widely dispersed populations farther to the north and east—that is, across Siberia in Russia and in the Northeast in China.
Turkhis language counts as an Altaic language family.
by RetzepTayyipErduvan June 26, 2018
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altoid

noseburners.
👃🔥altoids for you.
by acgonnagurxyou April 2, 2019
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altimoul

A black owned Nissan Altima, most likely purchased with multiple co signers. Ussually equipt with rims and loud stereo.
Yo Jamal! Let’s go downs to the dealership and pick up that new altimoul since I can’t afford the blaxima up the block.
by Clanman99 May 28, 2019
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