Alpine butterfly

A sex position where two people do the splits, front to front, wearing only a bobbly hat and shag.

I did the Alpine butterfly with my girl last night

by Cdoooooog October 10, 2022

alpine lake rv resort

The worst fucking campground in upstate New York. The kids that camp their are usually high or stealing shit. Most adults are stoners and the manager has the biggest stick up her ass.

Person 1: yo we should go to this campground, alpine lake rv resort!
Person 2: that’s the shittiest place yo

by anonymous December 6, 2020

The Alpine Kiss

Doing a line of cocaine with your special other from opposite ends, then kissing when your noses touch.

I met my love by doing The Alpine Kiss

by cyclopentane July 11, 2022

alpine overcoat

Coffin

This jobs gonna put me in a alpine overcoat!

by Brandibug January 21, 2018

Alpine impaler

Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.

Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.

by Albinosnowman September 27, 2018

Alpine Lunge

An outdoorsy method of using the number two in which one performs a lunge while relieving themselves. Preferable to the "squat"

P1: Whoa did you see that?!

P2: What?

P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!

P2: Oh no! Boulders!

by campinchampion May 15, 2011

Alpine Valley

Alpine Valley is well known for its fabulous snow covered mountain skiing. So we refer to it when speaking over the phone about snorting cocaine.

Meet us at Tims house we going skiing at Alpine Valley! Bring the beer!

by Tommy Spoonz Chicago Tommy74 May 29, 2018