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channeling aliens 

A lighthearted and subtly derisive expression used to point out a sudden and profound shift in a person’s behavior, when someone does something entirely out of character.
Suddenly, after a lifetime of being late to everything, I found myself arriving solidly fifteen minutes early to all of my appointments, so I began to imagine I may be just one of the many folks who are channeling aliens!
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Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens 

Three things that are not scary at all. Despite this, all of the above are by-far scarier than paranormal activity, which is the lowest form of human entertainment. Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens can be fun in certain situations , no-ones debating that, but scary, no.
dudet: Vampires are sexy and scary! Do you think?...

dude: No. In fact, I think you're a f*cking idiot for thinking so..

dudet: Jeeze, next thing you know you'll be saying zombies and aliens are not scary..

dude: Eghh!...

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens .. not scary at all

googling aliens 

When you get so high that you cannot function normally, and are relegated to a late night searching about aliens, ufos, conspiracy theories and the like online.
why didn't you warn me about those edibles! I was googling aliens because of you!
googling aliens by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017

communicating with the aliens 

when someone is next to you and they talk really loud for no reason.
when you are walking down the street with a friend and you guys are talking and the person starts talking really loud for no reason which makes it look like their communicating with the aliens

Extraphysical Aliens Theory 

The extraphysical aliens theory, also referred as extraphysical alien theory, is an extraphysicalist theory that supports that majority of the extraterrestrial intelligent life forms have evolved to the extraphysical level and it's almost or literally impossible to detect them by the conventional physical detectors and radars, where they can appear or dissapear whatever they want but humans can barely detect them, supporting that almost all or literally all extraterrestrial intelligent civilizations have evolved to the extraphysical level as consequence to keep their existence and still interact with the physical level when necessary or when they want. Extraphysical alien theory uses of concepts of extraphysicalism and of extraphysical mechanics as well to explain its theory well.
"The extraphysical aliens theory might be really useful to justify why we cannot detect aliens at all and even explain a lot about ufo contacts, starseeds and all else related to extraterrestrial intelligence and what would be necessary for we detect and contact objectively extraphysical intelligence."

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Robutt Aliens

This term originates from the hit movie, S.W.A.T. On a routine mission, the swat team is forced to breach a house and remove a potentially dangerous man. When the team sticks a giant hook into the wall to pull it off, the man mentions something about robutt aliens.
Did you hear, the robutt aliens have teamed up with Al Quida.