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Kevin's Algorithm

Kevin's Algorithm is a algorithm created by two Genius college students which describes the evolutionary nature of the human brain during its first and second chronological sequences during midlife.

The algorithm in its entirety is as follows;
Kevin's Algorithm Java Example:

public static void findComputer(){
String website= {...};
boolean atWork;

for(String s:website){
while(atWork&&(s!=null)){
surf(site);
}

if(true){
findComputer();
}

}
by IOStorm April 30, 2011
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facebook algorithm

The thing that swayed the 2016 United States presidential elections without anyone noticing it
Geek: Do you realize how the Facebook algorithm is like a milestone in the post-truth era?
Joe: Look nerd, you need to realize that Facebook is like super important to find hot single girls, and if I can watch all my news on there, that just saves my time for more important things, like getting laid.
by Data abiding citizen November 23, 2016
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generation algorithm

Generational definition for people born after the year 2015, making reference to the influence third-party generated algorithms have in their lives and ultimately influencing their decision making and life decisions
“It would be wiser to direct the marketing and advertising for this game to Generation Algorithms living in a higher-income demographic with discretionary income than to the general user”
by Ldytdk October 31, 2020
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No Algorithm

Typically someone who Has a long shlong, makes banger music.... slightly on the feminine side but still likes pussy and loves a good Rawr XD now and again
Hey did you listen to no Algorithm yesterday? He’s fire af and has a long shlong
by GuyWithaLongShlongRawrXD October 7, 2020
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instagram algorithm

An instagram format in which posts are in the order in which the user would want to see them, and not in chronological order.
Bob likes a post from five days ago. The girl who made the post asked Bob, "Why did you like my post from five days ago?" Bob said,"It's the goddamn Instagram algorithm, that's why!"
by Silent Jerry November 26, 2017
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u.s. standard algorithm

U.S standard algorithm is math for multiplication or adding and subtracting.
Let's use the U.S standard algorithm for our homework!

U.S. standard algorithm: Math strategy.
by hai._its._me. January 31, 2018
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algorithm

by fantasywizards December 2, 2020
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