Bills wife was getting ready to go down on him, but Bill said no, I'll take a double jack n coke instead.
by Recovering January 18, 2004
by melissadpm February 17, 2010
A toxin typically derived from the fermentation of sugars in various fruits or vegetables. This is then distilled and utilized in a variety of ways in order to render a shitty day forgotten, make unattractive women appear more appealing and ultimately dull the pain of your disappointing life.
Chap 1: My old friend I have had the foulest of days.
Chap 2: Perchance we shall consume our alcohol.
Chap 1: Quite!
Chap 2: Perchance we shall consume our alcohol.
Chap 1: Quite!
by Doomy_McDoomdoom August 06, 2008
"Alcohols" are units to measure how much people drank, regardless of what type of beverage they consumed. One "alcohol" is one ounce of alcohol. You measure how many "alcohols" you drank by multiplying the number of ounces you drank by the percentage of alcohol. So, if you drink 5 Coors Lights, 12 ounce cans with 4.2% alcohol, you will have consumed 2.52 “alcohols” (5x12x0.042). If you drink 10 ounces of Skyy vodka, with 40% alcohol, you will have consumed 4 "alcohols.
Tom: "How many alcohols did you drink last night?"
Nick: "I only let myself drink 2 alcohols, I have a chem test this week."
Tom: "Did you see Nicole last night? She must have had at least 7 alcohols."
Nick: "Yeah, well she was drinking Everclear, that has a lot of alcohols in it."
Nick: "I only let myself drink 2 alcohols, I have a chem test this week."
Tom: "Did you see Nicole last night? She must have had at least 7 alcohols."
Nick: "Yeah, well she was drinking Everclear, that has a lot of alcohols in it."
by TuftsParties February 28, 2011
by ChooseRedBull June 26, 2010
A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when given to their victim).
by The Canadian Information Minister May 13, 2003