Albuquerque Quesadilla

this is when the male jizzes in between the butt cheeks of the female, then closes them, resembling a quesadilla dripping with melted cheese

Tim: Man, i gave sally the ill albuquerque quesadilla last night

Alex: Nice

by Jack10392 May 6, 2010

Albuquerque Yogurt

Any food/drink, preferably yogurt, that has been tainted by semen from the person not eating/drinking the substance.

When he went to the kitchen, I asked Jeremy to grab me a beer but I think he may have turned it into an Albuquerque yogurt when I wasn't looking because it tasted the way Ben's breath smells.

by ZeeLeader October 7, 2011

Albuquerque hello

Where you suffocate someone with ether and a plastic bag, then bury them alive

Grim Karen : I'd like to give the new neighbors an Albuquerque hello

by Grim Karen September 12, 2019

Albuquerque Nut Slap

When two male social workers meet, they must tug their scrotums back and then (on the count of three) slap their nutsacks together by way of greeting. It's obligatory the first time they meet and optional each time therafter.

Oh, you're a drug abuse counselor, too? Time for the ol' Albuquerque Nut Slap.

by King of Battle August 26, 2010

albuquerque hello

When you greet somebody with a Tash bag full of ether and put it over their head and wait for them to pass out and burry them alive.

A man in Eunice gave his wife the Albuquerque hello.

by Chazmatic September 12, 2019

albuquerque hello

To suffocate another using a plastic bag filled with starting fluid

I didnt like him so I gave him an Albuquerque Hello.

by Jerome93 September 12, 2019

albuquerque turkey leg

The act of filling a vagina with gravy, dipping a drumstick in it, and eating it.

Your mother and i shared a delicious albuquerque turkey leg together last night.

by blackjiggy January 25, 2011