arkansas twister

When your female sexual partner is riding you then she begins to spin in circles and shit everywhere.

Dude: bro, I was banging Shantel and she hit me with the Arkansas Twister. Bro: damn, clean up in asile 5.

by Dolamke May 22, 2018

Arkansas Beanstalk

An Arkansas Beanstalk is when a man has numerous ticks on the shaft of his penis so that when it gets erect and the ticks swell with blood it looks like a beanstalk. This can provide his partner with unbelievable pleasure as the ticks provide pressure points similar to ribs on a condom.

Man, last summer after the corn harvest I had an Arkansas beanstalk that took three days for the old lady to work out. I gotta tell you though, she cant wait till next year's harvest.

by Doc 3416 June 24, 2014

Arkansas Syndrome

Arkansas Syndrome is when a person tends to date/fuck (at least) one of their family members

Person 1: hey Jim wanna go out to eat tonight
Jim: sorry I can't, I'm going on a date
Person 1: oh okay, with who?
Jim: my sister
Person 1: I didn't know you have Arkansas Syndrome

by SangerBanger February 25, 2017

Cabot, Arkansas

Literally the worst town ever. Your social life depends on what your parent’s yearly income is... Everyone’s rich. Like actually. Cabot Schools are trash

Person 1: “Carson, wanna visit my school?”

Person 2: “Heck no, it’s in Cabot, Arkansas!”

by andi_oop November 14, 2019

University of Arkansas at Little Rock

A mid-sized but little known university in Little Rock, Arkansas (the state's capital city). In contrast to the traditional college experience, University of Arkansas at Little Rock (UALR) has a large percentage of working adult students and numerous professors are familiar with the job market outside of academia. The university is the only metropolitan-based college within Arkansas (almost an oxymoron.. :D!!). Advantages of attending include a helpful staff, small class size, highly available internships, and great job placement following graduation. Disadvantages to attending include no Trojan (the mascot) football team for the university (still), strict smoking policies, no co-ed dorms, and less partying than a young person would expect in a college experience. Overall, a great school in a practical sense, but even with all it's student life does not offer the entertainment value of related schools.

John: Hey, where are you going to college?
George: University of Arkansas at Little Rock.
John: Why aren't you going to University of Arkansas at Fayetteville?
George: Well, Little Rock's finances don't depend on the Walton family to help bolster the hill-ridden diploma mill and second-rate athletics, staff are familiar with the responsibilities of their job, there are more (and larger) scholarships available, and following graduation I can actually have a job related to my degree instead of having a master's degree in computer science and being a salesperson working at Best Buy.
John: Word. Still, PIG SOUEE!!
George: *facepalms*

by Doc Ortho August 27, 2010

Arkansas Hacks

Hacks ONLY located in the state of Arkansas. Every pc in Arkansas has these hacks, and they are always activated. These hacks will give the computer user extreme skill and cheatery in any video game they play (on their pc) *WARNING*: ARKANSAS HACKS ARE NOT INCLUDED ON MACS.

Darn! I hate that bolt of fire and his stupid Arkansas hacks! I can never beat him!

by NOTtmtmlgcats August 13, 2012

Aransas Pass

A hole in the road town that one rarely escapes for long if ever. Most Aransas Passians are related somehow to each other. It's most noticable when you're passing through it to get to the beach or Corpus.

Don't live in Aransas Pass or you'll never leave!!!

by Saddie Kingmaker September 10, 2009