Airpods

A scam product created by Apple to steal your money.

I just wasted my money on Apples Airpods.

by MikesTheMan February 16, 2019

AirPod

A small speaker to not only flex on poor people but too also stick up your ass so you can play music without your teacher being able to take anything away. This is such a convienent little portable speaker to take on the go! Open your mouth to really get the music blasting, and then jam out!

wow! Can I try out your airpods man?!

by Follow me @reggiebandy tik tok March 2, 2020

Airpods

Shit twins created by Apple.

-Hi Jack!
-...
-Jack, do you listen me?
-...
-Jack!
-...

Few minutes later

-Ohh, hello. Sorry, I had Airpods in my ears.

by Niggavantsy February 15, 2019

Airpods

Overpriced garbage wireless earbuds that look like toothbrushes hanging out your bloody ears.

"Yo wazzup bro I got new Airpods" "You mean those overpriced toothbrushes?" "_______..,.,.,../////////___<?<>!!~~@@!)++!"

by Airpods boy. October 1, 2019

Airpods

what you use when you have a red louis vuitton bag, waves, and no friends

"man, that dude over there looks retarded, he has AIRPODS in"

by lilhuddysnpass March 5, 2019

To airpod

The neologism refers to using the AirPod unit, world's first smart napping pod, placed at elite locations worldwide.

Basic advantages of the AirPod unit:
- take a nap,
- revitalize,
- privacy in public places,
- using the web,
- entertainment.

I decided to airpod, everytime my flight is delayed.

by AirPod December 6, 2018

Airpods

Earbuds made for poor people who can't afford the fucking wires!

Example: you drop your phone and your using airpods, there is nothing to keep it from hitting the ground and shattering. But if you're wearing Wired Earbuds, the wire has a HUGEEEE possibility of saving it from hitting the ground.

girl 1: Did you see Kaden's Airpods?
girl1: they are the hottest thing I've ever seen on him! I'm literally drooling
girl 2: Yea I did see them. But first off they are not hot, he just can't afford wires, and second your nasty get away.

by addy24681 February 20, 2019