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Hater’s Advocate

You’re not hating on your behalf, you’re hating just in case.
“Bro I’m really good at this.”

“Yeahhhhh but there could be somebody better than you are!”

“Bro why are you hating?”

“I’m not hating I’m playing Devil's Advocate.”

“No you’re playing Hater’s Advocate!”
by PaganBro May 25, 2025
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Anti-Nolitionary Advocates

are advocates who advocate against foisting one to make a choice or decision against their will
Statists foisted a nolitionary experience of eating nattō onto agorist who happened to live within their borders; because there was a surplus of nattō because the government-subsidized nattō & there wasn’t enough demand for nattō despite the subsidizes. To eschew, the nattō from going bad -- the government decided to force its citizenry (and those who happened to live within their borders) to eat the surplus of nattō. The government made those they didn’t like to eat more nattō.

After months & months of the government forcing people to eat nattō against their will the anti-nolitionary advocates rose up to get rid of the government via a peaceful singing-revolution.
by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 11, 2020
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Schrödinger's Advocate

A narcissistic argumentarian whose line of reasoning is determined, or emphatically reaffirmed, to have been made as a Devil’s Advocate only after the reception to their argument is heard. Similar to a Schrödinger's Douchebag, a Schrödinger's Advocate will proudly embrace any praise or concessions their argument receives as confirmation of their own superiority, but will be quick to (loudly) remind others that they are "just playing Devil’s Advocate" when their argument is met with poor reception or a logical counter.

Related Definition: "Schrodinger's Douchebag"
P1 "Man, what are you even saying?"
P2 "Don't blame me bro, I'm just playing Devil’s Advocate bro, I don't actually believe any of that bro I'm just adding to the discussion!"
P1 "Devil’s Advocate my ass... Schrödinger's Advocate more like..."
by Wuggldy June 13, 2024
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Fart Advocate

(Noun) Someone who encourages their fellow farters and lifts them up from a place of shame.
Being the good fart advocate that I am, I choose not to fart shame my friends!
by Sammy983 December 22, 2023
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Possibility Advocate

Possibility Advocate

noun

1. A person who actively supports and promotes the exploration and realization of potential opportunities and possibilities in various aspects of life, including personal development, career growth, and organizational success.

2. An individual who inspires, motivates, and empowers others to envision and pursue new beginnings, often through coaching, mentoring, or advisory roles.

Note: Unlike coaches, who typically focus on skill development and performance enhancement, or therapists, who address psychological issues and emotional healing, a Possibility Advocate emphasizes the discovery and pursuit of new opportunities and potential across various life domains.
Example: As a Possibility Advocate, she helps clients unlock their full potential and achieve their goals.
by Possibility Advocate June 20, 2024
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