Advertising is in your home, roads, cities, home pages, email account, mmorpg, car, brain, TV, shoes, kitty, backyard, stores, bed, school, and it's also there when you die and go to wherever you are destined to lay.
by Dr. Clash October 20, 2007
Get the Advertising mug.Person 1: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Person 2: "Sure, why not?"
Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?"
Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!"
Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me."
Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."
Person 2: "Sure, why not?"
Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?"
Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!"
Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me."
Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."
by BiggThiccDiccBilly May 28, 2018
Get the Advertisements mug.by *aShLEe* September 8, 2008
Get the advertising mug.When a girl(or a cross dressing guy) tries to show more chest than he/she really has ie. push up bras.
by Peter the Pervert March 8, 2011
Get the false advertising mug.Pronounced "ad-vur-tis-muhnt", this word can be used to describe any bodily condition or ailment that was received/transmitted at Bonnaroo 2011. The pioneer of this word is a man known only as "Chris".
Mo: "Huh, that's weird, my neck kinda itches..."
J: "Holy shit, Mo! You've got the fucking advertisement all over yourself! Get away from me... that shits gross!"
Mo: "Ahhh, come on its not that bad! Where's Chris, maybe he can fix it?"
J: "That shit is beyond fixing, Mo."
J: "Holy shit, Mo! You've got the fucking advertisement all over yourself! Get away from me... that shits gross!"
Mo: "Ahhh, come on its not that bad! Where's Chris, maybe he can fix it?"
J: "That shit is beyond fixing, Mo."
by JayBay1 June 15, 2011
Get the advertisement mug.Noun. - A sexy, slender, young woman with curves that would make anybodies jaw drop who enjoys outdoor activities, adventure, and romanticism in the Jane Austen fashion (especially in the warm summer weather).
Will: Hey Grace, you're a sexy young woman with the finest behind this side of the Mississippi, hmmm do you enjoy the outdoors and adventure?
Grace: Why thank you William. And yes, in fact I do enjoy adventure and the outdoors, as well as a man who knows how to sweep me off my feet with neo-classical romanticism.
Will: Wow Grace, you sure do sound great! Would you like to be my adventurista, joining me on a fun-filled summer adventure, and perhaps embracing each other under a nice shady tree following?
Grace: Gee willikers! Nothing sounds better!
Will: Perfect! I'll be seeing a lot of you this summer then! :)
Grace: Why thank you William. And yes, in fact I do enjoy adventure and the outdoors, as well as a man who knows how to sweep me off my feet with neo-classical romanticism.
Will: Wow Grace, you sure do sound great! Would you like to be my adventurista, joining me on a fun-filled summer adventure, and perhaps embracing each other under a nice shady tree following?
Grace: Gee willikers! Nothing sounds better!
Will: Perfect! I'll be seeing a lot of you this summer then! :)
by Cudmeister May 19, 2010
Get the Adventurista mug.when a female disguises the upper half of her face, usually with sun-glasses, to improve her sexual appearance when in the company of males
"dude she's hot." -matt
"nah dude, look! she took off her sunglasses." shouts, "that's false-advertisement bitch!" -nate
"nah dude, look! she took off her sunglasses." shouts, "that's false-advertisement bitch!" -nate
by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009
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