1. An amazing Chick Magnet, no one can deny it, possibly the best hugger in the universe!!!!!!!! Also she can make amazing fairy bread, and do a "you look ravishing today" that will blow your mind!!!!!
2. A completely awesome person!!!!! (gives you butterflies!!!!!)
2. A completely awesome person!!!!! (gives you butterflies!!!!!)
Guy 1: Did you see that Astrid Farmer?
Guy 2: Yeahhhh, she so fine!!!!!!
Girl 1 (NatScalia): Wow Astrid is such a chick magnet
Girl 2 (Tori) Yeah I told you so!!!!
Guy 2: Yeahhhh, she so fine!!!!!!
Girl 1 (NatScalia): Wow Astrid is such a chick magnet
Girl 2 (Tori) Yeah I told you so!!!!
by TORITHEDAUGHTEROFASTRID September 17, 2011
Astrid hofferson is hiccup horrendous haddock the third’s love interest in how to train your dragon movies she is based off camicazi from the how to train your dragon books she is feisty and very skilled in battle her dragon is a blue and yellow deadly madder called stormfly
by Nightfurylover July 08, 2021
PLAYER. A hot girl that likes to fuck everyone elses boyfriend and tries to fit in but she cant cause shes a little twat. fuck off astrid you emu.
by urban dicksssss October 03, 2017
Me:"I have lost my shorts, I can't find them anywhere.."
Friend:" aren't these them...no wait this is a hairbrush."
Me:" eugh...thanks for pulling an Astrid!!"
Friend:" aren't these them...no wait this is a hairbrush."
Me:" eugh...thanks for pulling an Astrid!!"
by SEARFA October 24, 2014
Astrid Lindgren was a Swedish childrens-book-author who wrote for example: Karlsson on the Roof, Lionheart Brothers, The kidz in Bullerbyn, Pippi Longstocking, Madicken and maney more.
Some sources say that it was Astrid Lindgren who killed the Swedish politican Olof Palme. One of these sources are the Swedish band Tunnan & Moroten who have a very good song named Massmördaren Astrid (Astrid the Serial Killer).
Astrid Lindgren is dead
Astrid Lindgren enjoyed watching E! and listen to Black Metal
Everyone in Sweden (and in maney other countries) love Astrid Lindgren.
Some sources say that it was Astrid Lindgren who killed the Swedish politican Olof Palme. One of these sources are the Swedish band Tunnan & Moroten who have a very good song named Massmördaren Astrid (Astrid the Serial Killer).
Astrid Lindgren is dead
Astrid Lindgren enjoyed watching E! and listen to Black Metal
Everyone in Sweden (and in maney other countries) love Astrid Lindgren.
Example:
Person1: Have you read the Astrid Lindgren book The Kidz of Bullerbyn?
Person2: No, but I saw the movie and I think it should be called The Gay-Motherfuckers of Bullerbyn because that kidz was really fag.
Person3: I crapped my pants when watching Karlsson on the Roof. He was scary and totally rape.
Person1: Have you read the Astrid Lindgren book The Kidz of Bullerbyn?
Person2: No, but I saw the movie and I think it should be called The Gay-Motherfuckers of Bullerbyn because that kidz was really fag.
Person3: I crapped my pants when watching Karlsson on the Roof. He was scary and totally rape.
by Najhilist July 26, 2010
a girl who got a little bit of tiktok fame and is now extremely full of herself. She is a player and flirts with every single guy but settles for a trash guy. She is often fake and not very good at small talk.
Jenny: She thinks she’s hot stuff because she has a thousand and tiktok followers
Lily: who?
Missy: Who do you think lol? Astrid 🙄
Lily: who?
Missy: Who do you think lol? Astrid 🙄
by hotbitchezzzz March 18, 2020