g-argh-bbledygook! 

gobbledygook: nonsense; meaningless or encrypted language.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

g-argh-bbledygook!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about gobbledygooks.

"g-argh-bbledygook!" - says a pirate

g-argh-bbledygook! by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

Bould-argh Dashes! 

Boulder Dash: from the original name of the video-game series, Boulder Dash.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Bould-argh Dashes!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Boulder Dashes.

"Bould-argh Dashes!" - says a pirate

Bould-argh Dashes! by [e-mail] February 24, 2013

intellectual prop-argh-ty! 

intellectual prop-argh-ty!

intellectual property: any product of someone's intellect that has commercial value: copyrights, patents, trademarks and trade secrets.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

intellectual prop-argh-ty!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about intellectual property.

"intellectual prop-argh-ty!" - says a pirate

intellectual prop-argh-ty! by [e-mail] February 24, 2013

k-argh-aoke! 

karaoke: a form of entertainment, in which individual members of the public sing.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

k-argh-aoke!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about karaoke.

"k-argh-aoke!" - says a pirate

k-argh-aoke! by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

Grr! Argh! 

The reason I watch Buffy.

The monster at the end of Buffy makes the programme worth wasting thirty minutes of my life on.

Grr! Argh! by simelion February 7, 2005

l-argh-quaciousness! 

loquacious: talkative or chatty, especially of persons given to excess conversation.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

l-argh-quaciousness!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about loquaciousness.

"l-argh-quaciousness!" - says a pirate

l-argh-quaciousness! by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

The Urban Diction-argh-ies! 

The Urban Dictionary: a reference work with a list of invented or imaginary words from one or more languages, normally ordered alphabetically and explaining each word's meaning and sometimes containing information on its etymology, usage, translations and other data.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

The Urban Diction-argh-ies!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about The Urban Dictionaries.

"The Urban Diction-argh-ies!" - says a pirate

The Urban Diction-argh-ies! by [e-mail] February 24, 2013