Alfred

Among us lmfao

AMONG US AMONG US, NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAA, AMONG US LMFAO HAHAHAHAHHAH, HEE HAW HEE HAWW MY NAME IS ALFRED AND IM AMONG US

Alfred by lmfaopenisongamongussus March 25, 2022

Alfred

Alfred is a type of guy who thinks he can beat the shit out of you just cause he is older than you but this guy literally gets bullied by 5yo who can't even walk yet. He is also the undeveloped one in the group and acts like the citizens of the sentinel Island near India who for some fucking reason they are undeveloped and are the only living "cavemen" with Alfred.

Imaginary friend:Hey Alfred have u seen my sti-
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou

Alfred by Your_Chinnily_Finnily fucker June 8, 2022

Alfred

He's the typa asian guy that has a weird kink for feet

Nat: Alfred why u looking at my feet

Alfred: Because I can?

Alfred by Didjjsisid December 15, 2023

Alfred

This man knows what he is doing. He is strong and funny. The Swedish genes in him give him the ultimate testosterone boost to shit on any liberal.

“I think we should make pride flags at school Alfred!”

“Shut up you libtard dipshit, you take estrogen you tranny! Alfred ultimate go go!!”

Alfred by Liberals stink February 8, 2024

Alfred

Also know as Alfred Pennyworth or simply, Pennyworth. An old white man with a British accent. He is estimated to be worth a penny.

Bro, that's Alfred!
Alfred got taken out!

Alfred by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

Alfreð

A guy who likes to stroke to dwarfporn and he swallows

Hey did you see on the news a alfreð got out of a shemale prison

Alfreð by Anonymous_bloggerthatisadude December 13, 2018

Alfred Molina 

The sexiest creature to ever grace the cosmos, very slightly edging out Willem Dafoe.

Bruh, I accidentally jizzed when I saw a picture of Alfred Molina, the other day. I just can't help it.

Alfred Molina by Retrojection September 16, 2020