Advertising

The one thing we depend on, the one thing we wish to death.

Advertising is in your home, roads, cities, home pages, email account, mmorpg, car, brain, TV, shoes, kitty, backyard, stores, bed, school, and it's also there when you die and go to wherever you are destined to lay.

by Dr. Clash October 20, 2007

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YOU CAN'T SPELL ADVERTISEMENTS WITHOUT SEMEN BETWEEN THE TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Person 2: "Sure, why not?"
Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?"
Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!"

Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me."

Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."

by BiggThiccDiccBilly May 28, 2018

advertising

when the tag on your clothing sticks out, showing the brand of the article of clothing

"Wait hun, you're advertising"

by *aShLEe* September 8, 2008

false advertising

When a girl(or a cross dressing guy) tries to show more chest than he/she really has ie. push up bras.

This guy: Woah are those 32Cs?

Me: You wish! That's false advertising

by Peter the Pervert March 8, 2011

fadvertisement

Noun; an advertisement based on one or more current fads, such as electronics or celebrities. Most frequently used to describe banner ads on websites (including gifs, flash animations, and text ads).

Yeah, that ad for a free iPod ended up taking me to Goatse.cx. Stupid chatroom.

Let's see... Which one is Eminem? Well, black...black...ah ha! White!

by Doug Tammany February 24, 2005

Adverliement

When an advertisement is too good to be true and when you get the thing they are selling you realize how crappy it is.

Little Timmy fell for the Adverliement and now is stuck with a really shitty toy.

by WeridGirl101 July 2, 2016

advertisement

Pronounced "ad-vur-tis-muhnt", this word can be used to describe any bodily condition or ailment that was received/transmitted at Bonnaroo 2011. The pioneer of this word is a man known only as "Chris".

Mo: "Huh, that's weird, my neck kinda itches..."
J: "Holy shit, Mo! You've got the fucking advertisement all over yourself! Get away from me... that shits gross!"
Mo: "Ahhh, come on its not that bad! Where's Chris, maybe he can fix it?"
J: "That shit is beyond fixing, Mo."

by JayBay1 June 15, 2011