A large bottle of cheap vodka to be consumed at great speed. Normally bought about 10:30pm from a 24/7. Used when in desperate need to get off box quickly and cheaply before entering an expensive nightclub.

Stereotype Russian man (Boris) drinks vodka alot
by Donkey Kong01 February 7, 2008
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Boris is the guy your mom would never want. If your daughter brings a guy named Boris to the house, he is probably a fat fuck and wears glasses. He has a bigger booty than your daughter, and his pp is small. Kick him out ASAP.
You are as ugly as Boris.
Oh no! Boris is at my house again.
by theycallmeyoungdaggerdickay February 27, 2019
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n.
1.) A little bag of dogshit dropped by an arrogant prick;
2.) A Conservative Party leader.
"FFS, some dog walker's just thrown their boris in a ditch."
by StoatyFox April 21, 2021
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(noun) A socially retarded roommate who has no knowledge of social protocol.
Alex: Have you met our new roommate Boris yet?
Steve: Nope. So his name is Boris?
Alex: No, he's just a Boris.
by Steve Apple June 28, 2010
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A person who gets Ability and ambition mixed up.
A spoilt person who has had their own wat all their life.
Someone who no one has said NO to.
That manager is a right Boris.
That supervisor is a total Boris.
by Sir Chemical Ali September 18, 2019
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Boris is a Russian boy he thinks he’s cool when he hangs around gang members he does drugs his to party he is a that thinks he tough but he’s not
Person: yo did u see Boris I can totally beat his add
Other: nah u shouldn’t mess with him he with get his homies
by Sexgodin4k May 31, 2021
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Careful, the cat has left a huge boris on the rug.

When he had finished his cock was entirely covered with crap, so much that it might have been made of the stuff - a giant boris johnson.
by HaroldBeerdrinker August 28, 2019
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