9-5

A euphemism for blasting cum

Man, I was on the 9-5 last night with your mom.

by Rodneytapeface February 26, 2018

9.5-tuple-fourth-cousin

9.5-tuple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and nineteen great-great-great-grandparents in common.

My 9.5-tuple-fourth-cousin is a good person.

by ABGR June 9, 2021

9/5/21

Was the best day ever spending time with Levi at the carnival

“Hey what’s he best day this year ?”
“Probably 9/5/21.”

by Juan:I don’t think so September 5, 2021

9.5

A striker who occasionally drops down to midfield. Doesnt do for it himself but instead to help the team. Can be also labelled as a false striker. The middle ground between a No 9 and a No 10. This player is a little different than others but being different is good.

Joshua Zirkzee's goalscoring and linkup play is so good, its almost like he's a No 9.5

by MadnessFc4 August 18, 2024

9-5 beast

A 9-5 that never takes annual leave, sick leave, and is willing to pick up any shift no matter the inconvenience.

My boss complemented & rewarded me with a pizza party after I became a 9-5 beast.

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