April 28

This is the day that the hottest girl is born on. Kiss her and slap her arse. Rape her if you can or at least have rocking sex.

Wow that girl is the hottest person in our year group it’s because she is born on April 28

by Ljrimremrjarjkr December 2, 2019

April 28

April 28th is the day that one of the most hatet fandoms, Zoenuts, are burned. This tradition is also know as “The burn of 15” The 15 in the name of referenced to the year most Zoenuts are born.

“Yo, I can’t wait for April 28th to come. I already have Zoenuts to burn in my basement”

by Grandma’s dick May 8, 2020

April 28

Do all what your bf wants day

Hey what are you gonna do today?
Whatever my boyfriend wants

oh true today id April 28

by woboy April 28, 2020

April 28

National kiss a boy day you have to walk up to any boy and kiss them

John: standing in the hall on April 28
Liz: walks up and kisses him

John: why
Liz : runs away

by Meghan knows all December 10, 2019

april 28 :)

the day i am no longer a loser and ive finally been in a relationship :)

yo dude remember april 28 :) is the day you asked me to be ur girlfriend

by monalisaalfredo April 28, 2021

April 28

National ask out/kiss your crush day!
On April 28 you have to kiss or ask out your crush out!

Monica: Emily!
Emily: What?
Monica: Do you know what day it is?
Emily: April 28?
Monica: Yes! It's national ask out or kiss your crush day!
Emily: So i need to kiss or ask out my crush?
Monica: Yes! I see your crush there go do it!
Emily: fine.
Emily: Hey, do you wanna go on a date?
Crush: Yea, sure but why did you ask today?
Emily: because it's April 28!

by Lisax February 16, 2023

April 28

The anniversary of Mussolini's death day.
Also know for Ferruccio Lamborghini's birthday, thanks he gave us supercars, baby.

"Hail, Dux!"
"Nope. It's April 28"

by D0gm41 October 21, 2019