april 28

is my birthday so everyone has to be nice to me or they are getting their asses kicked by my best friend so yeah

random bitch: uhh why are you beating up that girl ??
my bestie: oh bcuz she called my friend a baked potato on april 28, aka their birthday and thats why im beating her up
random bitch: oh- umm ok, you do you ig

by theodore<33 July 21, 2025

April 28

April 28 is the day where we all sing "every body wants to rule the world" by Tears for tears
and if you dont like that song ur a freakin weirdo but u can listen to "resonance" by Home

Him: yo today is April 28
Another person: Whats on that day?
Me: National Sing Everybody wants to rule the world day!
Freakin Weirdo: i hate that song
Me: dont worry Nerd! you can listen to resonance!
Her: Nobody Cares

by SomeoneUdontknow1029 April 26, 2023

April 28

April 28 is fuck your girl like a slut day. So as soon as you see her, you know what to do!

Guy: hey bro did you hear its april 28 today and the meaning of it

Other guy: yeah dude im going to my girls house today and fucking the shit out of her!

Guy: good for you bro

by hevebj April 27, 2024

april 28 :)

the day i am no longer a loser and ive finally been in a relationship :)

yo dude remember april 28 :) is the day you asked me to be ur girlfriend

by monalisaalfredo April 28, 2021

April 28

The anniversary of Mussolini's death day.
Also know for Ferruccio Lamborghini's birthday, thanks he gave us supercars, baby.

"Hail, Dux!"
"Nope. It's April 28"

by D0gm41 October 21, 2019

April 28

Do all what your bf wants day

Hey what are you gonna do today?
Whatever my boyfriend wants

oh true today id April 28

by woboy April 28, 2020

April 28

April 28th is the day that one of the most hatet fandoms, Zoenuts, are burned. This tradition is also know as “The burn of 15” The 15 in the name of referenced to the year most Zoenuts are born.

“Yo, I can’t wait for April 28th to come. I already have Zoenuts to burn in my basement”

by Grandma’s dick May 8, 2020