Jp

Jp is one of a kind. He comes from new york. He the cutest boy you will ever meet. He has glasses, yellow ones, he speaks spanish. He is latino. Once u have him u will never want to lose him!! He has a hard life of being with girls, but it will all come together. He has black hair, black eyes. He plays soccer. He plays basketball. JP IS MY MAN!❤

Girl:U are lucky, i like jp but u have him.
Me: yeah just dont get near him, he is offically mine.

by Sexy.gurl.mhh October 29, 2018

JP

JP is a Titan menace who is much larger than the entire Multiverse; JP's presance has made the our Universe, he is inredibly dangerous and will annhilate any planet it sees.
TL;DR, your Mom

The 10th Universe was removed from existence as JP accidentally sat on on.

by Grand Minister September 22, 2020

jp

junior pothead. still in the beginning years of being a stoner

“he’s so high he can’t hang. what a jp”

“back in the jp days”

by luciturd February 18, 2020

Jp

Person that would love to be with Julie

Jp dreams to be with Julie

by Besto friendo November 23, 2021

JP

A nickname, typically for someone with a first name starting with “J” and a middle/last name starting with “P”. Those who have obtained the “JP” title are of higher being, those righteous dudes. They are often called “The Chillest Dudes on Earth” by many. “Steez” is their middle name, and they are often found with a best friend in which their righteousness has rubbed off on.

“Yo what’s up JP, looking fine as always”

by HottieMan December 26, 2022

JP

@foliatejpjpenis

everyone: @foliatejpjpenis loves men

by JP's Mom October 20, 2020

Jp

Ee Jp Chill Ass Foo N Down Ass Homie , Alwayz Baked Mobbin Deep With The Homiez , You Can Also Find Him Straight Pozted ! Trippin Off Jp Is Like Trippin Off With Gunz Gotta Stay Safe Never Know What Could POP Off , Never Trip Off Jp , One Phone Call From His Hood To Yourz Can Get Your Ass Knocked Off !

Ee is that the Homie Jp ? Shauuu
Jp Was Straight Pozted Today

Did you see Jp today , He was lit so I gave him sloppy !
Yo Jp You Seen Em Scrapz ? Roll up N Blast On Em Playa !

by 1Wat8zon7 November 12, 2019