The Phantom

A sexual act in which one partner (either gender) is on the toilet when unbeknownst to them, the male partner kicks open the door, shuts off the light, then kicks them off the toilet and bends them over the bath tub. Doggie style. If the light is left on, it is then called a Sneak Attack.
It sucks to be on the recieving end of The Phantom.
by Wussmonster March 02, 2010
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The phantom presents itself when the male, doing his female partner from behind, unloads a mouthful of saliva onto his partner's backside simulating orgasm, but when she turns to profess his studliness gets the true jizz bomb in her face
Can you believe the fat man hit Schleppo with the phantom instead of the dirty Sanchez?
by The nitrous hater July 12, 2011
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when making bow-chika-wow-wow with a girl you pull out and spit on her back and when she turns around you blow your load on her face
by Josh McEntire January 22, 2003
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When someone is performing oral sex, their partner, the one receiving lets out a silent but deadlyfart as they're about to cum and holds the performing artist's head down, keeping their junk in their mouth forcing their partner to breath through their nose and smell the gaseous apparition, then pulling out and ejaculating in their face to make them a white ghostly Phantom. That is the REAL Phantom... Other 'phantoms' listed on here are The Houdini, which should be finished with a TaDa!
While Jan was going down on Billy, his perfectly timed bodily functions allowed him to give Jan the Phantom.
by paulyg October 23, 2007
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One who finds a sick pleasure in disposing of his or her own fecal matter in or on property not belonging to themsleves, with the intent of inflicting severe emotional discomfort and stress.
Jake: (squinting)"Dude, I know your the phantom and that shit is foul!"

Joe: "I have no clue what your talking about".

Robby: "OH, GROW UP JAKE"!

Joe: "Yea Jake, Go suck a fatty"!
by Pirate Suite October 25, 2006
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The miracle that is: when you take a shit and you don't need to wipe
Holy Fuck!! I just took a shit and there was only one piece of toilet paper left. But it's cool because it was a phantom
by Eamo420 March 07, 2011
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The Phantom

Spitting onto your partners back while performing intercourse "doggy style" in such a way that you make them feel as if you've ejaculated onto their back. When they turn around to look at you, blow your load in their face.
Shirley fell victim to the phantom, and found herself having a very salty, unexpected meal.
by JTB October 06, 2003
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