(n) the management strategy and architecture utilized by the Edmonton Oilers. It relies heavily on incompetence and ego and downplays traditional values like accountability and heart. To be a true clusterfuck you must be completely devoid of foresight and oblivious to the present situation. You must only focus on successes of at least 25+ years ago as merit for any and all decisions made in the present day.
by Poor Badger December 04, 2014
The Metal Gear Online beta, offered for download and play by Konami which has now been restricted to Japan only after massive server failure
by McTalon April 23, 2008
A group orgy.
by ToxicCupCake November 13, 2009
n. Being fucked up in so many ways that you cant even count. See Ozzy Osbourne or Lady GaGa. They are prime examples of clusterfucks.
by Tedmond Tedward Tedley MCXVIII July 07, 2011
When more than two people of the same or different sex sleep beside eachother. Close enough to touch and cuddle but not engage in sexual activity, providing comfort and warmth for all involved.
Three femals, two males clusterfuck at their afterprom in a queen size bed. Their clusterfuck allowes them all to fit on the bed and sleep throughout the night with warmth and comfort.
by ksolt92 May 12, 2011
Math problems that technically are only one problem, but have multiple steps that take extra work, usually pissing one off
Guy 1- "Hey, what was the math homework last night?"
Guy 2- "Page 324, Questions 1-3, they were all clusterfucks though."
Guy 1- "oh shit"
Guy 2- "Page 324, Questions 1-3, they were all clusterfucks though."
Guy 1- "oh shit"
by ARSECAEKSZLOL May 31, 2008
by BigAng November 15, 2009