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A word with Pornik-Turkic roots that dates back to the Turkic Expansion of the Turkish language. The word is frequently used in the Azerbozani language and can be used interchangeably with the word 'Protector'. Many Turkish and even Azeri people use this word to describe their forefathers.

Many Turks and Azeris in present society are still gandons. The people of Turkey (Hndkahavastan) and Azerbaijan (Azgttaxemistan) acknowledge that they were all gandons in the past after examining their ancestral backgrounds and history.
"Turkey's people are natural born gandons."

Reporter: "President Erdogom, would you consider yourself to be a gandon?"
Erdogom: "Of course! I see myself as our country's biggest gandon."
gandon by tremsatkes818 March 13, 2023

Purple Ganon 

The made-up shit your schoolyard friends would all claim was hiding inside every video game.
Oh, you never found the Candy Land levels in Super Mario Brothers? You can get there by earning 99 lives three times in the same level.

There's totally a Purple Ganon. You just have beat the game in under two hours without taking damage in order to see him.
Russian slang for condom. Synonymous with faggot and/or asshole.
Alo gandon!
gandon by fM!phil May 28, 2003
"Am gannin yem" or further south, "Am gannin yam", meaning "I'm going home". Allegedly "gannin yam" also means "going home" in Norweigan.
gannin by InimicalMe August 10, 2006

Purple Ganon 

The act of two male video game collectors wearing Power Gloves and grasping each other's erect penises, thus constricting the tips until they are engorged and resemble a Purple Ganon.

Purple Ganons are a fairly commonplace event when collectors exchange high-end Nintendo NES items, often accompanied by penis pictures.
The guy who sold that copy of 'The Legend of Zelda' really gives a mean Purple Ganon!
Purple Ganon by AllYourBase1 March 9, 2010
In the Ocarina of Time, with his last breath, Ganondorf turns into this form from the extreme power of his piece of the Triforce, he isn't really a pig, but a sacred beast that is supposed to hold legendary power, yet Ganondorf didn't have the chance to regain enough strength to take over the world. The ONLY way to destroy him is with the Master Sword, for without it, all hope would be lost.
Ganondorf rose from the ruins of his tower, and used the Triforce to turn into a beast that would surely destroy the world.
Ganon by Omega9 January 10, 2008