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Chlamydia

I got chlamydia from my gf
Imma die from chlamydia
by Civsiv October 8, 2019
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chlamydia

something that mason swims gives to women at the great college of Gettysburg.
Hey did you hear that mason swims gave another girl chlamydia?
by weenie7455 October 18, 2021
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Chlamydia Dragon

When a dragon pees fire, it’s actually just chlamydia
Why wasn’t chlamydia dragon a plot line in GOT?
by Bill Gluckman 14 April 8, 2021
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chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

i’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”

simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”
i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today
by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018
mugGet the chlamydiamug.

Chlamydia Country

A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country
“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”

“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”
by Clonkobum March 26, 2024
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Chlamydia

Damn bro i have "Chlamydia"
by NathanChef January 26, 2022
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cringe chlamydia

A bacterial disease where the bacteria is cringe
Being overwhelmingly cringed out
by florencezoo April 10, 2022
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